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How to fork have you never been on an airplane?***
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All-In [46825]
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Gatlinburg isn't that far away***
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make sure to ask the stewardess
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Mar 27, 2024, 12:50 PM
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if you can join the mile high club so she'll give you a pair of gold wings to pin on your shirt.
all of us frequent flyers got em.
and yes, screw window seats. aisle or die. if you wanna know what the earth looks like from an airplane, go to google earth and change the layer to satellite.
where are you going?
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All-In [46825]
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If I jack it in the airplane bathroom does that count?
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Mar 27, 2024, 12:52 PM
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and your hood.
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zzzzzzzzomg nfw
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Mar 27, 2024, 12:55 PM
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you're coming to Nashville?!?!
is there a direct from Myrtle?
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All-In [46825]
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If by direct you mean a two hour layover in ATL then
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Mar 27, 2024, 12:57 PM
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Hall of Famer [21940]
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man......I hate to even say this
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:02 PM
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but there's a SW direct haha. that would've been tempting.
evidence that we can change right there I reckon.
ATL - BNA plane is 9 times out of 10 on B terminal. SkyClub is in the middle of the B terminal is decent. Ours is surprisingly good, just had lunch there.
hit up jounge snap with your itinerary. I'm sure Obed® will meat up w/ you after 4 years of dodging me
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Even FBCooch refuses to fly in the Dollar General of the skies***
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Re: Even FBCooch refuses to fly in the Dollar General of the skies***
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If you want to see someone spit in another persons face or rip off a weave, Spirit Airlines is your go-to
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Or be 4 hours late because of "weather"
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:20 PM
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Weather that doesn't exist
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Lot o points [155948]
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I didn't duck you at all.
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:31 PM
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I had to get my shoelaces re-ferruled that weekend. Couldn't be rescheduled.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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I get much better ball
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:03 PM
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hangin on an aisle seat than a window seat.
plus I cannot sleep on planes, so no benefit from resting my head on the plane wall
and it's much easier to work in the aisle seat than window.
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Lot o points [155948]
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Yer crazy. Window seats rule.
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:14 PM
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I thought you was a big guy? I have some bigass wide shoulders and I can't handle every moron walking by slamming into my shoulder as they walk down the aisle. Much more room having the window side wall to lean towards.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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I'm with him. Aisle seats RULE.
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:21 PM
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Makes it easier to get face melting drunk and having to whiz every 20 minutes.
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Lot o points [155948]
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I'm the camel of the skies.
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:27 PM
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I can go Charlotte to Orange County with nary a single whiz. Normal sized prostates rule.
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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I would love to challenge you in a
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:29 PM
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pisoff competition. I don't think I have ever whizzed on a plane. I go fishing all day, drink 4 waters, no pee pee until I get home.
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Lot o points [155948]
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Hey
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I did the 15 hour Tokyo-NY flight when I was a kid without a single whizz.
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Mar 27, 2024, 2:59 PM
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And I was easily the drunkest 5 year old on that flight.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Flying is no big deal. Just ask
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....this guy.
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All-In [47750]
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FBCooch takes his center seat...
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Re: Did I #### up? I feel like I ###### up
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See this is why we need a true recession, everyone complains about the cost of living, yet even the assistant kickball inflators can afford to fly Delta these days. The proletariat is getting a little uppity if you ask me.
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Is it uppity to sit so close to the bathroom that I could make a last
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:12 PM
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phone call as the plane is diving into the mountain
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Re: Is it uppity to sit so close to the bathroom that I could make a last
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:13 PM
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I would advise sitting away from the bathroom, unless you want every fat butted small bladdered sea cow to crop dust you as they waddle past to take a runny Cinnabon dump
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Isn't that part of the experience though?***
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:14 PM
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Re: Isn't that part of the experience though?***
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Make sure to applaud when the plane lands, and as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off, make sure you stand up as quickly as possible and elbow people out of the way to make your way towards the front
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Lutz my spirit flight home from TPA last week was $31
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:23 PM
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I mean it was 4 hours late, but it was $31. I spent more at the bar on beer.
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Wife and Daughter might fly Spirit to Orlando in June for Volleyball tourney
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:55 PM
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And it is still expensive for Spirit, I think $400 for both of them.
They are going a day early to plan for the delays.
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Oculus Spirit [76341]
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Are they paying for your airport meals?
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:14 PM
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Bc you are gonna shiat a brick when you see what it costs for a hamburger w fries and a beer. About $35 plus tip.
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I plan on being full and drunk before I get to the terminal***
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Re: I plan on being full and drunk before I get to the terminal***
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Last trip to Europe, we were flying with some friends and got to the airport way too early. Started having some drinks and food at a restaurant at CLT Douglas and didn't really look at the prices. Ended up dropping about $300. It was the most expensive meal of the whole trip.
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Way too little info to answer but I'll try
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:16 PM
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1. You likely have high anxiety, believe me, you may think you are scared now, wait until that door closes and you realized you are trapped in an aluminum cyclinder with no escape amongst the unwashed masses.
2. Airports have really tightened up on drinking in them. If you need to enjoy the flight, I suggest pre-gaming
3. Duty-free shops are the only places to purchase anything at an airport
4. When the plane lands, first, clap, secondly, stand up ASAP to assert your dominance.
5. If you can't drink, you can smoke in the bathroom
6. IF you hit turbulence, a hearty "Praise be Allah" is the most courteous response
7. The TSA folks are just a bunch bvtch-made bois, remind them of that
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You forgot the most important part
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:19 PM
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When you get to the body scanner you have to take your revolver out of your waist band and hand it to the TSA agent so it doesn't set off any alarms. Then they just hand it back to you and thank you for your consideration.
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Good stuff. Let me add that the FASTEST way to exit the plane
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:21 PM
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requires great timing/planning and cat-like quickness.
Whenever the plane finishes it's taxi to the jetwalk, you have about a 3 second window to begin your sprint to the front of the plane. If you wait, you'll be forced to wait for everyone else to deplane before you get your chance.
Make sure your bags are in-hand and that you are unbuckled and prepared to spring from your seat to the front in a hurry.
You'll hear a DING. If you time it right, you'll hear that DING after you've made it up 5 or so rows.
Add in a few "excuse me's" along the way so the folks in front know NOT to impede your progress.
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Re: Way too little info to answer but I'll try
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1. You likely have high anxiety, believe me, you may think you are scared now, wait until that door closes and you realized you are trapped in an aluminum cyclinder with no escape amongst the unwashed masses.
Yes I am already anxious. I'll make sure to bring my flask. What is the correct oz for carry on whiskey?
2. Airports have really tightened up on drinking in them. If you need to enjoy the flight, I suggest pre-gaming
Already there.
3. Duty-free shops are the only places to purchase anything at an airport
I have duty every day. I'm not getting more duty on a semi vacation.
4. When the plane lands, first, clap, secondly, stand up ASAP to assert your dominance.
Do I also do the two finger whistle? Can I also do the two finger whistle with a flight attendant?
5. If you can't drink, you can smoke in the bathroom
I don't smoke but I may pop a gummy and see if I can get higher than 30,000 feet
6. IF you hit turbulence, a hearty "Praise be Allah" is the most courteous response
#### you. These colors don't run commie
7. The TSA folks are just a bunch bvtch-made bois, remind them of that
I'm like Crulez. A little #### play doesn't scare me
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Ok, the current line on how long FBC holds up TSA screwing up his
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bags, carry-on liquids, shoes, etc once he gets to the baggage rollers is 7 minutes. You guys want the over or under?
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Less
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It all goes in the trash and when he freaks out, the cuffs come out.
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HEY YOU SUMBICH THAT BARBISOL CAN'S GOT TWO SHAVES LEFT IN IT!!!!!***
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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The first time I flew on an aeroplane, my gf bought me a
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:16 PM
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Sports Illustrated swimsuit to peruse.
That Patty sure was a sweet girl.
If you are going to Atl and then to Nashville, what is that? 2 50 minute flights? Go window.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Window..so he can see the beautiful scenery
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:27 PM
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of Alpharetta from 10K feet.
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if no 1st class or biz section
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Mar 27, 2024, 4:10 PM
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eat edibles, window, emergency row for leg room
psa - i always go aisle. feel boxed in at window.
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Don't let flight attendants snap at you to get attention
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1. As someone who used to get nervous on flights (and still doesn't like the bouncing every now and then), just remember to look at the flight attendants during turbulence. If they're not nervous, you shouldn't be either.
2. They say consuming your own mini bottles is a federal no-no, but if you don't know how to sneak one into your Coke without someone spotting you by now, did you ever really Clemson? It's legal to bring mini bottles on the flight, just not to consume.
3. Either way, a couple of Jack and Cokes should calm the nerves if you're worried.
4. Don't bank on in-flight entertainment working; bring a device and get the Wi-Fi. And bring headphones. Crucial. There's a lot of noisy bull #### on a plane.
5. Window is fine; I prefer aisle despite the shoulder bumps because I like the quick exit and feel less cramped. Wife always prefers the window.
6. Wear easy off, easy on shoes for TSA.
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