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CU Medallion [53548]
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I think I'd be proud of some of these - lutz
Dec 5, 2013, 9:46 AM
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Detention is a different creature from when I was in school....
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I would also be proud***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:49 AM
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CU Guru [1321]
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Some of these are quite creative.
Dec 5, 2013, 9:50 AM
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It's hard to imagine the teacher doing this with a straight face... Also, teachers are ####### when they don't get their way.
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I doubt even half of them are real...still funny, though.***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:54 AM
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The km > mile teacher needs to be fired.***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:50 AM
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They would be if it was real.***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:52 AM
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^^^Always the skeptic^^^***
Dec 5, 2013, 10:05 AM
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Ironic, huh?***
Dec 5, 2013, 10:09 AM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Irony. But not sarcasm
Dec 5, 2013, 10:10 AM
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#appreciated
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All-In [26968]
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Thank you.
Dec 5, 2013, 10:14 AM
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Let's all stive to use words correctly.
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CU Guru [1321]
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The teacher stands in front of the class
Dec 5, 2013, 9:58 AM
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But the lesson plan he can't recall
The student's eyes don't perceive the lies
Bouncing off every ####### wall
His composure is well kept
I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent students sit and listen to some of that
######## that he learned in school
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Heisman Winner [106002]
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I got detention in 5th grade for giving a standing ovation
Dec 5, 2013, 9:50 AM
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to the teacher when she said she would be out the next week. My Dad laughed then called the school to protest detention (detention at that time was sitting with the special kids during lunch) and said that would look bad to punish kids by making them associate with the special class. They agreed and made me come to Saturday School. FML.
/csb
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CU Medallion [54759]
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tha's excellent....#3 & #6, lulz
Dec 5, 2013, 9:52 AM
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however...i'd like to see crime statistics for the duration of #3's detention, and if there was any increase which could be directly attributed to it and blamed solely on the teacher.
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I've seen ole Kilometer Adam before. That teacher needs
Dec 5, 2013, 9:54 AM
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his lily ### kicked.
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Yelling Mahogany-my fave****
Dec 5, 2013, 10:09 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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thats a good one too...passed down from his father, fo sho
Dec 5, 2013, 10:13 AM
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#dadfeels
wait...wut?
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public school, l0l!!84!!***
Dec 5, 2013, 10:43 AM
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I was suspended for
Dec 5, 2013, 10:53 AM
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being late to class too many times....???
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I was suspended in elementary school for
Dec 5, 2013, 11:15 AM
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trying to promote health and wellness among the student body. I don't understand, all I did was tell a larger girl in the lunch line she didn't need to load up that much on mashed potatoes and called her Fatty-Fatty-Fatty Fatty McFatFats.
What's wrong with the world today....
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You were just ahead of your time...
Dec 5, 2013, 11:25 AM
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#McFatFatsisprettyfunny
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