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All-TigerNet [10216]
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Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 4:48 PM
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in the eye of the hurricane and thirsty....nothing is around except my 6 ALL IN coke bottles....should I open them with a can opener that is attached to string on my neck or leave them for who finds me? TIA
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CU Medallion [52927]
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Choke yourself with the string
Sep 7, 2017, 5:00 PM
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whoever finds you will appreciate the bottles and leave you for the wild swine.
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All-TigerNet [10216]
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should I do that before national save a life day
Sep 7, 2017, 5:02 PM
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From suicide or after?
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Legend [17918]
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If this were to happen you did it to yourself
Sep 7, 2017, 5:13 PM
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and don't deserve Clemson National Championship ALL IN coke bottles to begin with - COOT! 
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 5:14 PM
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Heck no write a note pin it to your dead chest that says still all in ??
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 6:22 PM
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Or just throw one bottle into the storm it will then swallow its self from the tastiness and bad a$$ness of the bottle so u save yourself and the intire state!
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 5:30 PM
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Zelda - is that you?
You find a hammer lying on the ground. You pick up the hammer and hit yourself in the head with it.
You are in a coma. There is a bright light. The train runs over you.
You see another bright light. We enjoy the sodas. TIA HTH.
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110%er [7191]
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 6:14 PM
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So let me see if I have this correct:
You are in the eye of the hurricane (correct).
If you are in the eye of the hurricane, then you had to be some place
where you could have ridden out the storm leading up to your being stuck in the eye of the hurricane(correct).
Say like maybe your house, or apartment( correct).
So if you were in your house or apartment, wouldn't it have been wise to stack up on water, and other supplies to get you through the eye of the hurricane (correct)?
And if you were stuck in the eye of the hurricane, wouldn't that mean you had power or at least a generator to run your power so you could compose this message on your desk -top or lap top
providing, of course, your computer provider had power and you had internet service( correct).
So if all of this is correct, why would you need to open a bottle of coke( correct)?
Oh, you were thirsty.Somehow that got lost in the eye of the hurricane that is currently beating a path to where you live.
So I suggest you get your freaking @$$ out of town.And stop at any convenience store that sells regular coke because the National Championship Cokes are all gone unless of course, you care to go on eBay and pay an exorbitant amount for a six pack.However, don't expect your mail man to deliver them in the eye of the hurricane.Rain, sleet, and snow is one thing, Irma is a totally different weather condition altogether.
You asked a serious question.I gave you a serious reply.
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Orange Blooded [2205]
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 8:29 PM
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This is why I got 12 cases of cokes.
(I'm actually going to gift them)
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110%er [7718]
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Legend [15863]
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Kill yourself - save the coke, whatever you do , don't dare
Sep 7, 2017, 8:38 PM
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suggest changing the game time.
you'll be Roasted at the stake, and thrown under the bus !!!!
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 9:16 PM
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If you are in the eye of the hurricane you only have a few minutes to find a safe place because the full flurry of the storm will be returning. There should be plenty of rain water to slake your thirst.
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 11:52 PM
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Just keep running with the eye, then the weather will remain much nicer.
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Re: Serious question....let's say I am stuck
Sep 7, 2017, 9:19 PM
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If you are in the eye of the hurricane I highly recommended you seek safe shelter within a few minutes because the full force of the storm will return as soon as the eye passes over you. There should be plenty of rain water to satisfy your thirst.
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CU Guru [1363]
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I say drink it.
Sep 7, 2017, 10:19 PM
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Save the bottles, then in 40 years you can look back and say "We survived a hurricane thanks to these bottles."
They'll be worth more to you for that than they'll ever be worth in terms of money.
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