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Commits taking visits to other schools is unwholesome
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Jun 22, 2023, 9:58 AM
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Every time I hear about a commit wanting to take official visits to other schools, I think of adultery. It would be like spending the night at your girl Susan’s place after she cooked you a bone-in pork chop and homemade applesauce and then headed straight to her friend Amy’s place for biscuits and gravy and her special smoked bacon for breakfast. It’s just not the way it’s supposed to work.
I could see it being different if the commit could take Dabo or their position coach with them on the visit though. That would be more like swinging than cheating. I know it can be awkward sometimes and you get the feeling you’re a third wheel (or fifth, or seventh, etc) but it sure seems more wholesome than outright cheating. Sure, the flashbacks to things you heard and saw as a child when your parents had friends over can be unsettling, but it’s cool because that’s just part of growing up.
One thing is for certain though. I’d pay money to see the expression on Kirby or Beamer’s face when Dabo walked into their office with his commit and flopped his big play call sheet on the desk. Something like that would scare some coaches into retirement.
Go Tigers!
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I pride myself in
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Jun 22, 2023, 10:08 AM
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not putting anyone on ignore, but man it’s getting tougher each day
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Re: Commits taking visits to other schools is unwholesome
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Jun 22, 2023, 10:18 AM
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It is now acceptable to play for the Tigers while identifying as a Bulldog or Seminole or (worse) a Gamecock.
I think that makes you a TransTeamer.
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I have just one question.
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Jun 22, 2023, 10:24 AM
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Is there any limit to your perversion?
You need a big fat wife to straighten you out.
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Re: I have just one question.
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Jun 22, 2023, 12:02 PM
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As for the limits, not really. As for finding a big fat wife, it would take a really special woman to put up with me.
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Oculus Spirit [94260]
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I was such as you and stumbeled across the solution.
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Jun 22, 2023, 12:28 PM
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Being also such a philander you can succeed someday too. I found a gorgeous young lady, size 10, who had adequate bosoms, thick strong legs and a butt to set my beer on when we stood by the shore and watched the tide come in beneath the stars.
It only took 20 years for her to gain 150 lbs, more that doubling her weight at our wedding. It was all easy sledding from there out.
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Re: I was such as you and stumbeled across the solution.
Jun 22, 2023, 4:32 PM
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I just ran the math, so it’s probably wrong, but the calories needed to pack on 150 pounds over 20 years works out to just under one can of Miller Lite a day.
If I get married, my girl would have to be able to hang with me so she’d have to have at least a couple gym memberships to be able to not get fat.
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Re: Going by what happened yesterday....
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Jun 22, 2023, 10:33 AM
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This is "Message board geniuses" material.
They look stupid calling legit poasts from TNET out.
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