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I just wrote a joke... how could I improve it? (Looking for criticism)
Nov 8, 2017, 2:56 PM
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Here it goes...
“I JUST TRIED TO STAND UP BUT MY LEGS SAID F?CK YOU. MY BIGGEST FEAR, IS THAT MY ‘STEAMIN ##### ROADWAY’ MAY HAVE STARTED A PROTEST TOO.”
I don’t really care about your advice. I was just making another opportunity to post penileslang.
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STEAMIN SEAMEN ROADWAY
Nov 8, 2017, 2:58 PM
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STEAMIN SEEMEN ROADWAY
STEAMIN CEEMEN ROADWAY
STEAMIN SEEMIN ROADWAY
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Oculus Spirit [79561]
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Re: I just wrote a joke... how could I improve it? (Looking for criticism)
Nov 8, 2017, 3:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83298]
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Wobbly Legs Lives Matter***
Nov 8, 2017, 3:05 PM
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All-In [35541]
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you just haven't met the right girl
Nov 8, 2017, 3:05 PM
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/guy
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Lot o points [156793]
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How about this friend....HTH
Nov 8, 2017, 3:06 PM
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"I JUST TRIED TO STAND UP BUT MY LEGS SAID @#$ YOU. GUESS I'M NOT A STAND UP COMEDIAN"
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CU Medallion [54104]
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Clearly I’m the talent.
Nov 8, 2017, 3:08 PM
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You ever think abou editing?
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Re: I just wrote a joke... how could I improve it? (Looking for criticism)
Nov 8, 2017, 3:07 PM
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Lot o points [156793]
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Or this
Nov 8, 2017, 3:08 PM
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"Ever tried to stand up but your legs were asleep and they were like the legs of a dead man? What's the deal with that? I've never woken up from sleeping on my stomach and had it feel like I was peeing with a cadaver peenus, so why are my legs suddenly going all Stephen Hawking on me?"
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Lot o points [156793]
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(This was seinfeld style), hth***
Nov 8, 2017, 3:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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First step to shoring this joke up is to KYS***
Nov 8, 2017, 3:08 PM
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CU Medallion [54104]
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As we speak.***
Nov 8, 2017, 3:09 PM
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All-In [35541]
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Everybody laughed when you said you were going to be a stand
Nov 8, 2017, 3:10 PM
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up comedian. Well, no one's laughing now.
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Lot o points [156793]
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Hedberg style
Nov 8, 2017, 3:13 PM
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My legs fell asleep today. So did the rest of me, but my legs did first. I'm glad it doesn't happen in reverse. It would suck to have your brain fall asleep but your legs were still doing roundhouse kicks. I'm like, calm down legs...I'm sleepin.
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Oculus Spirit [79561]
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You forgot the
Nov 8, 2017, 3:15 PM
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alright.
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Oculus Spirit [94376]
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We know exactly where you stand now.
Nov 8, 2017, 3:40 PM
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The mind is the second thing to go.
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Re: I just wrote a joke... how could I improve it?
Nov 8, 2017, 5:01 PM
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“I JUST TRIED TO STAND UP BUT MY LEGS SAID F?CK YOU. MY BIGGEST FEAR, IS THAT MY ‘STEAMIN SPHINCTER ROADWAY’ MAY HAVE STARTED A PROTEST TOO. BAM BA LAM”
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Fuggin nailed it!***
Nov 8, 2017, 5:03 PM
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110%er [7778]
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Dude, you have to work some Old Testament in there somehow
Nov 8, 2017, 6:30 PM
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CS02 should probably not read this. We're heading out for trivia and beer.
Exodus 20:17
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ###, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
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