1) Ice within the stadium will be cleaned, deodorized, and disinfected! 2) No "Hanky Panky" allowed within proximity of the stadium! 3) Fans will not be allowed to leave the stadium before the end of the 3rd quarter! 4) Police will be purposely stationed to prevent throwing of projectiles! 5) No alcohol consumption inside the stadium! 6) Elimination of the rooster crowing sound! 7) Elimination of the PA announcer yelling THIRD DOWN! 8) White towels will not be used for sanitary purposes, such as nose blowing and vomit wiping! 9) No "Chicken Trains" allowed on the playing surface of Willy B! 10) Recognition of Father's Day will start first game, with a large photo of Dabo and a Tiger Paw placed on the Jumbotron!!
"APRIL FOOLS!!" They'll always be the same, little, stinking coots!!