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Help Wanted at University of South Carolina
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Help Wanted at University of South Carolina


Dec 24, 2014, 6:50 AM

Location- University of South Carolina Columbia Branch.

Position- Ambassador

Requirements- No college degree required. Must be former Coot athlete.

Salary- Negotiable

Benefits- Free housing at the Whitney Hotel. Free car from any Columbia area Coot car dealer.

Duties- Tailgate at Football Games, drink with Slurrier after game, attend SC High School Coaches Convention with GA Mangus. Hang out in 5 Points, chase coeds.

Extra Benefits- Exposure to lucrative business opportunities like "Burn Lounge" . Consult Todd Ellis or Rob DeBoer for more details.

Reply to- Ray "The Banner Hanger" Tanner.

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Re: Help Wanted at University of South Carolina


Dec 24, 2014, 7:25 AM

I thought that maybe they were doing a nativity scene and were trying to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Re: Help Wanted at University of South Carolina


Dec 24, 2014, 7:30 AM

Honestly, doesn't sound like a bad gig except for having to wear all that coot stuff. lol

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Re: Help Wanted at University of South Carolina


Dec 24, 2014, 7:36 AM

Let's not forget free legal services by Columbias finest Todd Ellis,
Free am-way marketing and sales via Rob Deboer
Free Ono on one personal training by George Rogers at your local Golds Gym in Irmo
And of of course free "supplements" by Kevin "chief" Hendrix, DE in mid 80's known as the st##oid era,
And the Chief aka "I still think I'm billy bad ###, better known as I wasn't #### and never turned out to be nothing
But mouth, aaannnndd I'm pushing 50 yrs old and still can't get my teaching certificate to be a high school coach!


Good luck Marcus at USC, you'd be better off getting your masters as Clemson and really have a chance at a bright future!

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