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CU Medallion [64837]
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DAIRY QUEEN
Feb 17, 2018, 11:15 PM
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I went to Dairy Queen a while ago; you know, Dairy Queen? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Free ice cream" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Dairy Queen just because there is free ice cream, fool. It's only free ice cream, FREE ICE CREAM for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Dairy Queen, huh? How ####### nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the sundae." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you free ice cream if you get out of those seats. Dairy Queen should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the ####### beside me goes "Cone, extra fudge." Who in the world orders extra fudge nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra fudge?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra fudge"? Coming from a Dairy Queen veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, blizzard with extra Kit-Kat. That's right, extra Kit-Kat. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra Kit-Kat means more Kit-Kat than ice cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with the banana split.
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Oculus Spirit [83161]
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WHO THE HEII COMES TO CLEMSON FOR FREE PIZZA IN 2015??
Feb 17, 2018, 11:40 PM
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After beating tarhole?
You're a coot!
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CU Medallion [54033]
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Free ice cream?
Feb 17, 2018, 11:55 PM
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No. FREE hotsawce!!!
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: Free ice cream?
Feb 18, 2018, 12:03 AM
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In honor of HOTISAUCE, I am putting hot sauce in my beer.
It's my new thing.
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Rock Defender [68]
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Free hotsawce, free psycho, but not free ice cream
Feb 18, 2018, 7:42 AM
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Got it.
Shalom!
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All-In [48050]
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That was the worst thing that
Feb 18, 2018, 2:22 AM
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I have only half-read in my entire life.
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CU Medallion [54033]
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Keep drinking and eventually the story will get better.***
Feb 18, 2018, 2:45 AM
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