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For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 8:20 PM
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Section UM (I believe it was), within 2 to 4 rows from the top, just where you're underneath the overhang of the upper deck...
I MUST GIVE YOU ALL A SINCERE ROUND OF APPLAUSE...
I was seated in my normal seats, LOWER NORTH, UQ for the first half of the game on Saturday. At halftime, a friend convinced me to drag the wife over to his section (UM) where there were empty seats and watch the second half with him so we could discuss a "potential business venture" during the game (what the he77 was he smoking?!). With approximately 14:58 remaining in the third quarter, it started...That's when it all began...That's when I officially started to truly believe there might actually be a CLEMSON fan that I could hate with 100% of my cold, black heart...
Wait a minute...Not one...There were two of them...
It was a father and son duo...From this point forward, I'll refer to them as Josh and Dad...I think that's right...
Josh stood the entire time. Normally, I encourage such behavior, but not this day. There was simply no need to stand during TV timeouts and tell everyone within 80 feet that you should be calling the plays and that you could make those reads and throws better than Cole Stoudt. Yes Josh, we know...the Bubble Screen and Wildcat wouldn't be bad options with a QB who's seemed to have lost some confidence. But Josh, ole buddy, ole pal...I've never met you. I've just had the unbearable misery of sitting directly behind you and your paper towel chewing father while you dissected every single play at 114 decibels. I don't know you Josh, but from what I could see I feel fairly confident that following are true...You're 6'0", 151 pounds, have a bad haircut and more than likely wear TEVAS with a lobster belt to Church on Sundays. Your favorite food is Chicken mcNuggets and you probably once paid three hundred and twenty five dollars for a meet & greet ticket at a Taylor Swift concert. I'm thinking you can't throw a football farther than Cole Stoudt can Pi$$ and your Dad is in such denial over the fact that his son was born with the physique of PeeWee Herman rather than Vic Beasley that he's simply resorted to agreeing with your every statement regarding play-calling, route running and a Quarterback going through his progressions in an attempt to convince himself that you won't grow into an old man who sits around in tight purple underwear kicking one of your eleven cats.
Anyway, I'm rambling...
To those of you who've put up with this DUO for who knows how long, I salute you!
For if IPTAY decides to move me to Section UM next season, I may have to consider GARNET & BLACK!
P.S. JOSH, please tell your Dad not to yell. He sounds like Harry Carey!
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Orange Blooded [2916]
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Don't you hate that
Oct 15, 2014, 8:24 PM
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Glad I wasn't there, I would have smacked them both.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 8:29 PM
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This is a good read furreal. Don't let the length discourage you folks.
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All-In [30593]
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sorry
Oct 15, 2014, 8:30 PM
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I lol
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: sorry
Oct 15, 2014, 8:32 PM
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I'm gonna use "{opponent's QB}'s favorite food is Chicken McNuggets" in my next QB bashing thread before playing a ranked opponent.
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All-In [30593]
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Re: sorry
Oct 15, 2014, 8:34 PM
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do that, and it'd be wise to get a good lawyer
along the lines of 3 bills an hour
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: sorry
Oct 15, 2014, 8:42 PM
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Pretty sure you're in violation of at least 3 different statutes there, yt. Not sure which statutes, but that's what I paid the 3 hundo fo'
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All-In [27374]
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Re: For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 8:31 PM
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I call that "pulling a Clemson" Why do 'fans' such as that come to games and take up needed space????
I believe we have a few like that on t net,........
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Head Coach [778]
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Sooooo clever and entertaining.....worth the read
Oct 15, 2014, 8:41 PM
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You should report this to the powers that be. We are so proud of our friendly, classy environment. They would not be happy with those goons making Clemson fans look bad. Can't hurt and might help.
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Re: Sooooo clever and entertaining.....worth the read
Oct 15, 2014, 8:45 PM
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Dumb post^^^
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GARNET & BLACK! ?
Oct 15, 2014, 8:43 PM
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how could you even think that, much less say that
and you want us to think you're a Tiger
next time you're sitting in your seat on a warm summer game day
flap your little wings so the Tiger fans around you can get a breeze
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CU Guru [1825]
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse in sect UM
Oct 15, 2014, 8:59 PM
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Two douches show up and start discussing a "potential business venture".
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Head Coach [791]
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Sounds like he was paying attention to the game
Oct 15, 2014, 9:02 PM
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and not trying to conduct a business meeting I totally know the type of fan you are talking about thought, we have one in our section, we call him Neckbeard, because he grows a lot of neck hair but not much facial hair. Yep we should try and get Josh and Neckbeard together
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CU Guru [1113]
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If ya hasn't been I'm 2 other seats I may have sat down! But
Oct 15, 2014, 9:55 PM
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Really if he pays his money he can stand as long as he wants
Get over it
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Re: For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 9:58 PM
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We had to be close to each over! We are in UM row W.
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Standout [305]
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Re: Relative found in the UPPER DECK SOUTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 10:02 PM
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This guy complained the whole time about everything: play calling, player decisions, etc. I could tolerate most of his complaints. After all, he paid (I think) the price of admission. But I took and still take great offense at the name calling of one of our players. I don't like our guys being called fools. Next time, I won't sit quietly while a kid who is doing what most of us in the stands can only dream of doing.
So when you see this gray-haired old couple being escorted out, you'll know why. My wife's kind of feisty; she'll want part of the action too.
Go Tigers.
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^^^this post is underrrated***
Oct 15, 2014, 10:04 PM
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Re: ^^^this post is underrrated***
Oct 15, 2014, 10:58 PM
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Yeah , it gets to be a drag when fans berate the coaches , the players and the refs in the same sentence. You see it a lot these days , and not just at Clemson football games.
Moms attacking refs at soccer youth league games , dads beating umpires for calling their kid out at home .
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Re: For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 11:07 PM
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Sounds like You are a pompous ### yourself.
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Re: For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 11:08 PM
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We may have found "Josh".
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Re: For those of you who sit in the LOWER NORTH STANDS,
Oct 15, 2014, 11:09 PM
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crap, beat me to it lol
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Rock Defender [54]
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Germans***
Oct 16, 2014, 9:14 AM
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Your experience is why I hate road games. More than likely
Oct 15, 2014, 11:35 PM
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you will end up sitting too close to these type spectators. The only consolation is that you will hopefully never see them again and thankfully they are not your neighbors.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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What do road games have to do with it?***
Oct 15, 2014, 11:39 PM
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Orange Blooded [4504]
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Because we have fans at home around us that don't
Oct 16, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Make a fool of themselves and ruin the games for others critizing everything the coaches and players do, win or loose. That's what.
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Orange Blooded [4504]
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Duh ------ lose.***
Oct 16, 2014, 10:01 AM
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The people that know everything about everything they think.***
Oct 16, 2014, 9:59 AM
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Orange Blooded [2536]
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I liked Harry Caray.***
Oct 16, 2014, 8:31 AM
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All forgivable if he sang "Take me out to the ballgame" between the 3rd and 4th quarters***
Oct 16, 2014, 9:43 AM
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Re: All forgivable...If he drank a few beers with you and
Oct 16, 2014, 9:53 AM
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slurred "Hoooooly Cowwww" at some good and bad plays !!
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Orange Blooded [2536]
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I had my pic taken with Harry at Wrigley Field in 1983.
Oct 16, 2014, 1:43 PM
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A sportswriter friend of mine got Harry to autograph it when he covered the Braves and the Cubs were in town.
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God - growing up a Braves fan - I loathed when
Oct 16, 2014, 1:49 PM
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the Braves played in Chicago. That meant having to watch the games on WGN - using their camera technology from 1965 (this was in the late 80's-early 90's). Watching those games was like watching TV through wax paper. Then that moron screaming and carrying on every single play... A 100% foul ball and he's soiling his diaper screaming about how it may be!! Could it?!? oh - just a foul ball... Yea - no kidding grandpa, it popped up backwards. Which brings me to foul balls. That clown would pull out that net and try and catch them himself if they got anywhere close to his box. As a kid who's greatest days ever were when I snagged a foul, watching him do that would have me shooting lasers out of my prepubescent eyes.
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Orange Blooded [3788]
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I think I'd hate the guy trying to talk business
Oct 16, 2014, 2:33 PM
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at a football game more than I'd hate the guy who was actually into the game, whether I agreed with his opinions or not.
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