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Orange Blooded [3441]
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Dear T-nett, how do I approach foxey femmes on the beach..?
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:37 AM
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I'm on vacation, enjoying the beach and on the prowl.
I've concocted a few pickup lines that are sure to please and I figured I would try them out on tigernet first and hopefully get some feedback.
"Your robust hips will surely make for an easy pregnancy and childbirth, pleasure to meet you."
"I've been hiding in the dunes with a pair of binoculars for 4 hours, watching your every move. Will you be my sweetheart?"
"If we copulated tonight I think our future offspring would have D1 scholarship potential."
I have more but I'll stop here for now. If anyone has a pickup line or (helpful) critique they would like to add I would be most grateful.
Go tigers
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CU Medallion [53797]
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Ist order of action...Contact LBB.***
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:41 AM
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All-In [28415]
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easy
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:43 AM
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All-In [27851]
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Re: Dear T-nett, how do I approach foxey femmes on the beach..?
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:45 AM
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Let’s throw a potluck picnic – you bring your favorite food, I’ll bring mine! Dress code: sunscreen.
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All-TigerNet [10913]
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Re: Dear T-nett, how do I approach foxey femmes on the beach..?
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:47 AM
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Foxey Femmes? Didn't she win the drag race?
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All-In [40100]
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First question I’d ask is do you or have you ever had a
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:49 AM
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Dong?
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CU Guru [1697]
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If you gotta ask T-Net...
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:50 AM
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Maim yourself in a way that will permanently discourage any future thoughts of even approaching a not-hot Mama June... geez...
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All-In [26022]
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Re: If you gotta ask T-Net...
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:52 AM
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Wear a Speedo with a wash cloth inside and a frisbee. You'll have it made and won't get much sleep
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Re: Dear T-nett, how do I approach foxey femmes on the beach..?
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:51 AM
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A**!
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110%er [5081]
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Re: Dear T-nett, how do I approach foxey femmes on the beach..?
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:54 AM
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Just try not to drool.
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All-TigerNet [11028]
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Re: Dear T-nett, how do I approach foxey femmes on the beach..?
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:55 AM
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Use your charm.
Wait until she walks by, then stick your leg out and trip her. Being the gentleman you are you help her up. She will reward you with her phone number.
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All-In [43774]
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MODS WHY YA'LL BE TAKING A SHID IN THE JOUNGE?????***
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:56 AM
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Heisman Winner [137976]
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Stuff a Russett potato in your Speedo.
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Jul 25, 2023, 11:59 AM
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If that doesn't work after a couple hours, move the potato around to the front.
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All-In [42906]
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In-front version was my halloween costume one year.
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:11 PM
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I was a dictator.
IB4
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All-In [27149]
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"Hay gurl...
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:02 PM
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I would crawl naked through a football field of broken glass while fireants were shot at me from t-shirt cannons just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie."
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Lot o points [155944]
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I like it when mange humor posts make it over here.
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:06 PM
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It makes me feel like Mitch Hedburg watching a Gallagher show.
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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My most successful is:
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:20 PM
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"Hello Darlin' nice to meet you. How about me and you goin' over behind that cabana and fooling around a bit?"
If she looks distressed or upset I explain "I'm not talking about anything more than a bit of fooling around, nothing serious, you know?"
If it's downtown I substitute alley for cabana; if it's in a building I substitute corner.
It worked one time in the Hyatt G'vegas during the early prep for opening.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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I think DW had to pay a couple million for saying similar
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:22 PM
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stuff
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All-In [47750]
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Pull your wangout.
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:21 PM
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HTH.
Let us know how that works out.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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"foxey femmes"
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:32 PM
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Just saying that puts you square in the 60-75 age range, doesn't it?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Look at this picture and do your best to emulate it
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Jul 25, 2023, 12:41 PM
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All-In [40936]
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put on a coot hat
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Jul 25, 2023, 1:16 PM
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And say hey you wanna go behind the dumpster
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