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Legend [16378]
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Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 8:50 AM
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In the Southern sky A glowing blaze announces Glorious failure.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 8:53 AM
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Coots are flamers They have no traditions and they suck I don't know how to write haikus
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 10:32 AM
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^^^HOTD
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 3:42 PM
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That is GWP He may be smart to play dumb For certain is no one.
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Orange Blooded [2136]
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Why are we writing poetry
Aug 23, 2017, 8:56 AM
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I took my 4 required English and writing courses
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 8:58 AM
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In Columbia Coots football dreams continue to Go up in flames
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All-In [26514]
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The chickens from SCAR
Aug 23, 2017, 8:58 AM
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Add flame to their repertoire Burnt feathers and bars
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Legend [16378]
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 9:00 AM
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"Hey, look at this fire," Said the Coots, trying to hide Their futility.
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Legend [16378]
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 9:16 AM
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With pyrotechnics, We can watch the Roach become A true dumpster fire.
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Oh my.
Aug 23, 2017, 9:54 AM
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Roach ablaze tonight A song of #### and fire Boom glares and dreams die
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Re: Oh my.
Aug 23, 2017, 10:13 AM
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only six syllables, but still a glorious line "A song of #### and fire"
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"Fire" can be 1 or 2 syllables
Aug 23, 2017, 2:47 PM
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So it is correct
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Legend [16378]
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Re: "Fire" can be 1 or 2 syllables
Aug 23, 2017, 3:28 PM
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Yushully, roun' nees parts, we jus say "far," but ah fegur d'each 'is own, 'pending on yer patickler poetic lahsense.
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Legend [17805]
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Re: "Fire" can be 1 or 2 syllables
Aug 23, 2017, 5:35 PM
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I'll take some thumbs up now. Haha
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Legend [16378]
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Re: Oh my.
Aug 23, 2017, 11:37 AM
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Amend that 6-syllable gem to 7 for a big fat TU!
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See above comment***
Aug 23, 2017, 2:47 PM
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Flaming chickens flock
Aug 23, 2017, 9:58 AM
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To Columbia in droves They love the #### drill
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I'm proud of this one
Aug 23, 2017, 10:10 AM
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Fire at the Roach Mushchamp says NEVER AGAIN Mullets are ablaze
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Failure is coming
Aug 23, 2017, 10:18 AM
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Coot Walkers enter Flames celebrate their despair Failure is coming
Message was edited by: ninetytwotiger®
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Try again***
Aug 23, 2017, 2:48 PM
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Ammended to conform to 5-7-5 per gtriple
Aug 23, 2017, 3:56 PM
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I hate screwing up Haiku.
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Re: Ammended to conform to 5-7-5 per gtriple
Aug 23, 2017, 10:04 PM
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Proper haiku form, Even if it's edited, Deserves a thumbs up.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 10:21 AM
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Boom enters the roach Wide eyed looking for butt hole Dabo enters his
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 10:31 AM
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Are we rhyming this time, or no?
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Worst haiku ever***
Aug 23, 2017, 7:10 PM
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 11:12 AM
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Coots discover ice ...doo doo variety Coots discover fire Coots discover football .....NOT
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 11:41 AM
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Wonder of science: Chickens see fire and become Worse at playing sports.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 11:44 AM
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Fire and pageantry Simply will not make #### Drills More palatable.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 12:45 PM
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Shame on the Coots. Letting Bentley near the fire? He's a little kid!
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 12:50 PM
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c0cks are sure flamers lindsey vonn has a sweet butt now blind from eclipse
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 1:13 PM
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Coots are adding flames How do you like your chicken? smoked or fire roasted
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 1:49 PM
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Grander than the fire Is the delusional state Of a Gamecock fan.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 2:13 PM
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Spectacle unfolds As Cocky's feathers ignite! Opponents' scores, too!
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 2:26 PM
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Between fire columns And the infamous #### Drill, Sounds like h3ll on earth.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 5:16 PM
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Too bad on-field fire Won't help to win football games Or not suck at life.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 24, 2017, 8:15 AM
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Nm
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Coot Flame Haikus ?? #484f
Aug 23, 2017, 6:43 PM
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Pyro at coot game Oh no! The field is a-blaze! Mangus, pee it out!!!
~JKB
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Coot Flame Haikus ?? #751d
Aug 23, 2017, 6:47 PM
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Sherman did it once Muschump said "never again" History repeats.
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coots suck
Aug 23, 2017, 7:11 PM
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I don't do haikus.
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 9:38 PM
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Should we all assume Fire in the Roach will smell like Burnt hair-covered turd?
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 10:31 PM
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A set of big flames Plus some Sandstorming chickens Yields hot grit & chicken ####!
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 23, 2017, 10:34 PM
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Sorry I published the rough draft there:
A set of big flames Plus some Sandstorming poultry: Hot grit and #### ####.
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Idiots watch flames
Aug 23, 2017, 10:52 PM
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Mesmerized is the coot fan Burned fowl is the norm
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 24, 2017, 7:56 AM
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#### drills all the craze chickens flock to see new flames Shreveport once again
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Re: Coot Flame Haikus ??
Aug 24, 2017, 8:23 AM
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Macho Coots emerge, Blazing flames are their backdrop; Fake as pro rasslin'
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