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I don't get women these days
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I don't get women these days


Mar 25, 2021, 7:30 AM

Why do all women want to be tied up these days?

It makes no sense.

Want to call you daddy.

Ropes

Whips

Everything.

Let me do my 3 pump chump and be done. We don't need all the extras

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I like your funny words magic man


So...no appraisal report yet?***


Mar 25, 2021, 7:38 AM



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I think 50 Shades of Grey had that kind of stuff, maybe that


Mar 25, 2021, 7:40 AM

was it.

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I read 3 pages of it and laughed in my wife's face


Mar 25, 2021, 8:07 AM

no woman is going to go home with a stranger who wants to tie them up and hurt them.

Unless it's one of "those" women

The Hotdog Down a Hallway Gif you Deserve : gif

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I like your funny words magic man


I read 3 pages and laughed at how stupid it was. The


Mar 25, 2021, 8:20 AM

writing was on the level of a 6th grader, if that. Low quality.

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Reminds me of those $5 dirty books you get from walmart


Mar 25, 2021, 8:25 AM

except they made it into a movie

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I like your funny words magic man


It's not the sex that attracts the women to read/watch it.


Mar 25, 2021, 8:46 AM

It is, instead, the whole plot and situation set up AROUND the sex, that attracts them. What happens in the book that doesn't deal with the sex itself, that is what makes the sex so much more erotik (censored?). For them.

######, ok, still not biting. But I'll leave it at that. Otherwise I'll get a JFC response from Greenr if I go any further.


Message was edited by: Tiggity®


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It's OK if you admit your wife likes a little S&M sometimes


Mar 25, 2021, 8:50 AM

when the moon is waning, there is a distinct chill to the night air, and the coyotes are rustling in the bushes down by the creek.

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Re: It's OK if you admit your wife likes a little S&M sometimes


Mar 25, 2021, 8:59 AM



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work blocked that one***


Mar 25, 2021, 9:01 AM



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Re: work blocked that one***


Mar 25, 2021, 9:01 AM
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That wasn't it


Mar 25, 2021, 8:24 AM [ in reply to I think 50 Shades of Grey had that kind of stuff, maybe that ]

Red and I both read the books AND watched the movies and the only thing tied up was me.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Hey


Mar 25, 2021, 8:26 AM

keep going

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I like your funny words magic man


Because they dumb af***


Mar 25, 2021, 7:41 AM



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Trouble in paradise?***


Mar 25, 2021, 7:42 AM



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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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You caught her wearing your ball gag with the trooper


Mar 25, 2021, 7:42 AM

Didn’t you?






Again

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


I don’t get women either


Mar 25, 2021, 7:49 AM

I’m happily married and done with those days

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Not going to bite.


Mar 25, 2021, 8:27 AM

But it makes perfect sense to me.

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I was into whips and things she was into pain


Mar 25, 2021, 5:38 PM

And I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane
And I was into whips and things she was into pain

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“To See a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.” WB


Classic DAC***


Mar 25, 2021, 6:09 PM



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