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But But Muh Pronouns
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Last night at Applebee's, a few T-Gendered individuals walked in and sat at the bar. You could tell that they weren't from the South or small town by their accents. Well, one of them was dressed in all pink attire which consisted of a pink blazer, pink trousers, pink shoes, and a pink ball cap that had ears on it. The individual also had a scruffy and patchy looking red beard on their face and neck. (GROSS) Anyway, so the people began asking fellow patrons at the bar what their pronouns were and I $hit you not, one of them stood up on the bar and pointed their fork at them as if it were a trident and shouted, " I identify as lord god of the Mazroth Galaxy, and you will kneel while addressing me!" The bartender quickly told him to get down off of the bar and take his seat. The entire restaurant erupted with laughter. However, the bartender warned him not to engage with them any further or else he would be asked to leave. Yet, the guy just couldn't help himself. He pointed right at the one dressed in all pink and said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In, Not By The Hairs Of Your Chinny Chin Chin". He was then escorted out and banned for 30 days from the Applebee's. You simply cannot make this stuff up!.
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was ricky bobby
Mar 8, 2024, 4:55 PM
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there?
'If you ain't first you're last'
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And yet...
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Mar 8, 2024, 5:06 PM
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you just made it up.
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Re: And yet...
Mar 8, 2024, 6:22 PM
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you just made it up.
Of course, it's called humor. Even though it's on the Politics page, it is a political topic and it's Funny Friday. I think it's hilarious.
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Don't fret, commies don't like a good joke. They're miserable***
Mar 9, 2024, 8:03 AM
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You beat me to it.
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Mar 9, 2024, 9:45 AM
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Much like the Gamecock that slammed the QT door in my wife’s face story.
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go away.***
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Mar 8, 2024, 5:11 PM
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Re: go away.***
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Mar 8, 2024, 6:17 PM
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Don't spill your BudLight my dude, it was only a joke. It is Funny Friday after all.
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then why you posting like it thursday?***
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Mar 8, 2024, 6:31 PM
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Re: then why you posting like it thursday?***
Mar 8, 2024, 7:03 PM
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I actually just spit my coffee out. LOL
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Write a book
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Mar 8, 2024, 5:17 PM
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sell it on Troof Social. They like fantasy.
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Re: But But Muh Pronouns
Mar 8, 2024, 6:02 PM
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Dayum. The last time I was at Applebee's is was kind of boring.
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Re: But But Muh Pronouns
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Mar 8, 2024, 7:04 PM
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It's anything but boring here in Decatur. It's the main attraction in town.
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Re: But But Muh Pronouns
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Mar 8, 2024, 7:46 PM
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>You simply cannot make this stuff up!.
doubt
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"You simply cannot make this stuff up!"
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Mar 9, 2024, 3:45 PM
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Okay, Chesty. Sure you didn't.
The only part of that story I believe is that you actually drink at the bar at Applebee's.
Tell us again about the time you got assaulted and knocked out but somehow you were the one who got arrested.
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Re: "You simply cannot make this stuff up!"
Mar 9, 2024, 6:25 PM
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I don’t drink but I would eat at the bar for faster service.
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