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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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Bidet Review MAY 2021
May 13, 2021, 8:24 AM
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I purchased and installed a bidet within the last 8 weeks and my final verdict is it tain't getting the job done. For everything good ryanadidas® had to say about his buttsquirter, I have had the opposite experience. It may be because my buttshole is different from most and this is likely related to the great chili incident of 2015. I was hoping 6 years past would eventually rectumfy the problem, butt it remains.
What it reel good at is gettin your ### wet. Then you will require at a minmum of 6 squares of high quality TP folded over for 6 layers (to avoid penetration) for the first "patting". It will still be wet, and if you are me.....very very brown. No amount of leaning forward/backward/sideways/spreading with a direct shot of H20 will effectively clean the area. In the end, I use more tp per movement and leave dissatisfied.
#YourHoleYourChoice
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Great poast
May 13, 2021, 8:27 AM
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Move this to the mange for more brand recognition.
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This is precisely how I imagined a bidet would work and I
May 13, 2021, 8:33 AM
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think people that use them probably have nasty buttholes.
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Does it get the poopy off, or does it just spread it around
May 13, 2021, 8:34 AM
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like spilling water on oil?
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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I haven't truly tested it on a stage 3 (clinger)
May 13, 2021, 8:35 AM
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Luck would probably blast it to your bawlsack and stick there.
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Never used one because
May 13, 2021, 8:35 AM
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I feel like I would require pressure washer level of water stream to actually clean, and that seems like it would hurt...
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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It is a very good stream of water, but I think the angle
May 13, 2021, 8:41 AM
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is what makes it less effective than a shower. See Diagram 2 below which uses the shower from an elevated angle working with gravity for maximum cleanliness.
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TIL McLovin is 6***
May 13, 2021, 9:12 AM
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Re: TIL McLovin is 6***
May 13, 2021, 9:26 AM
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with a gigantic cancerous tumor on the back of his neck.
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What brand?
May 13, 2021, 8:36 AM
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I installed one a few weeks ago and it has been life-changing. Like, so good, I may go leave a review on Amazon.
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#dirtybutthole***
May 13, 2021, 8:37 AM
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Technically "fraction" could be 5/100 or it could be 200/100***
May 13, 2021, 8:48 AM
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wow, it MUST be a good one
May 13, 2021, 8:49 AM
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apparently you don't even have to take your britches down.
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Yeah, but you have to use the REALLY high setting.***
May 13, 2021, 8:50 AM
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Re: Yeah, but you have to use the REALLY high setting.***
May 13, 2021, 8:54 AM
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Yeah, they're useless, unless you use them every time
May 13, 2021, 8:37 AM
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Drop a deuce in a terlit at work, let the remnants crust over and dry, and it will take a firehose, or some scrubbing to get it clean. The feeling of getting your salad tossed without the hassle of begging and pleading and whatever else it takes...... is probably the only reel benefit.
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sirius question: what is listed psi on these things?
May 13, 2021, 8:41 AM
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seems like that is the only really pertinent spec necessary to know if it works or not.
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Anything beyond the industry standard dotted line,
May 13, 2021, 8:42 AM
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and you're just playing with your self.
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Assuming at that point that you're hoping
May 13, 2021, 1:09 PM
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that you don't taste anything in the back of your throat.
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Re: Enema function?
May 13, 2021, 1:10 PM
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There are certain... um... activities... that... certain people... would be inclined to prefer an enema function on their bidet for preparation for said activities.
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Re: Bidet Review MAY 2021
May 13, 2021, 12:53 PM
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This is what happens when you bargain bin your bidet, you are bound to a blithely brackish battered bhole. Up your budget, some things in life are worth the splurge.
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