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We're gonna be around this weekend if you want to get drunk and throw
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Mar 18, 2024, 8:32 AM
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empties at cars along the boulevard. Or, "the strip" as people from Ohio call it.
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Absofuckinglutely
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Mar 18, 2024, 8:33 AM
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Remind me closer to time because I'll forget
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Yes, Dirty Myrtle has never seen a redneck family
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:00 AM
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from SC
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Lulz. People from SC don't go there anymore. It's all Ohio***
Mar 18, 2024, 10:18 AM
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^^renting at the beach.
Mar 18, 2024, 10:20 AM
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lulz
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Yo, man. I know we joke about FBCooch being poor
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:37 AM
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and dumb, but that dude has trolled you to Bolivia and back.
Seriously
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Are you sure about that?
Mar 18, 2024, 10:40 AM
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I once thought that was it, but I don't think he gets why anyone would purposely rent at the beach.
Dude is talking about leaving meemaw's mansion to his kids. In the corridor of shame. I think there's a level of something there you're missing.
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Re: Are you sure about that?
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:55 AM
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3 days vs 3 years until I can no longer afford rent and my landlord kicks me out***
Mar 18, 2024, 12:34 PM
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I once saw a woman on a motorcycle in Myrtle
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:57 AM
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Pulling a casket behind her on a trailer.
Myrtle ain't scared of you.
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Lot o points [155973]
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Isnt that like a 30 minute ride from your house in Plantersville?
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Mar 18, 2024, 11:01 AM
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Does this exotic vacation move the Gatlinburg trip to 2025?
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Lulz. Nobody goes to Gaitlinburg multiple times. That's a one an done kind
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Mar 18, 2024, 12:33 PM
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of thing. The plan for this summer is Ghost Mountain
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Re: Lulz. Nobody goes to Gaitlinburg multiple times. That's a one an done kind
Mar 19, 2024, 5:04 AM
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Re: Dirty Myrtle ain't ready for this
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Mar 18, 2024, 12:36 PM
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Yeahhhh boi I’m going to the Dyrtle for the last weekend of SB too, albeit I’ll be in the posh end of town where there aren’t quite as many vape shops and payday loan places.
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Lunge meatup at Dagwood's?***
Mar 18, 2024, 12:40 PM
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Re: Dirty Myrtle ain't ready for this
Mar 18, 2024, 6:02 PM
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I’d rather they didn’t, poors are gross. I’m rooting for a recession, there are far too many undesirables and miscreants flying these days, now granted not too many in the front of Delta planes, but still. Inflation is bad, but it isn’t like we’re in a middle class eating pop tarts and ramen economy.
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Less people flying just means the airlines will cut down the number of flights
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Mar 19, 2024, 6:59 AM
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in order to still jam as many people as they can into a single flight. You won't notice a difference because the airlines always find a way to pack the plane like a can of sardines - economy be darned.
At this point, I'd just be happy with a requirement that people who can't properly fit within the confines of a single seat space must purchase 2 seats.
Yep - if need be have an airplane seat measuring board at the gate (similar to the carry on luggage measuring boards) with the "are you wider than this" lines clearly marked. Make everyone go through the board test before being allowed on the plane. Those that can't fit within the lines of the board have to buy 2 seats and if the extra seat is not available - sorry fat boy - you don't fly on this flight. The only exception to the seat board test is for those that planned ahead and have already bought 2 adjacent seats because they know they are fat and need 2 seats...
Yes... Yes I am discriminating against fat people because I don't want their fat legs, fat sides or sweaty fat bingo wings oozing over into my "regular people size" dedicated seat space.
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Re: Less people flying just means the airlines will cut down the number of flights
Mar 19, 2024, 7:17 AM
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Hmmm … this sounds razzist.
Next, the airlines won’t be offering Little Debbie’s and Twinkies for desserts in first class.
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Posh end? Has Myrtle changed alot?
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Mar 18, 2024, 2:38 PM
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I don't ever recall there being a posh end.
Murrel's Inlet with more bikes and Cherry Grove with more families, but inbetween it's all the same redneckery.
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Surfside got real uppity once they started charging for parking.***
Mar 18, 2024, 3:15 PM
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Re: Posh end? Has Myrtle changed alot?
Mar 18, 2024, 6:03 PM
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Yeah pretty much everything inside 31 is a trashy wasteland, and N and S of it becomes shockingly more pleasant.
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There are hair-splitters who try to pretend that north Myrtle is totally diff
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We all know the level of turd polishing they’re doing to convince themselves of that.
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Is Mother Fletchers still open
Mar 18, 2024, 3:11 PM
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It was the last time I was down there back in 87.
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I had prom at Studabaker's.
Mar 18, 2024, 3:15 PM
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Next year was Medieval Times.
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Re: I had prom at Studabaker's.
Mar 18, 2024, 6:16 PM
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Medieval Times is alright, but Pirates Voyage is a 9/10
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Dixie Stampede was still the GOAT.
Mar 18, 2024, 6:31 PM
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But working at MT was my best summer job.
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What was the other epic one? Crazy Zacks?***
Mar 18, 2024, 6:38 PM
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Freaky Tiki?***
Mar 18, 2024, 8:00 PM
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The Pad?***
Mar 18, 2024, 8:04 PM
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Was this place big in the 70s?***
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80s and 90s assface
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:19 PM
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And if you scroll at the bottom you’ll see the freaky tiki
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Well I'll be. That may be making it into the t-shirt drawer.
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:25 PM
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Losing the Freaky Tiki and clubs like it, replacing them with Club Kryptonite, is pretty symbolic of how America lost its way.
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Lot o points [155973]
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America as a whole went down the crapper when
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Mar 18, 2024, 10:27 PM
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Burroughs and Chapin tore down the Pavilion.
Bastids. This is the skynet the terminator should be targeting.
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Yep... I've only been to Myrtle Beach once since they tore the Pavillion down...
Mar 19, 2024, 7:33 AM
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I was still in the military at the time and hadn't been to Myrtle Beach since before my first tour in the military (about 20 years at that point). Wife and I went there for about 5 days and said "never again".
I was kind of taken aback at the number of confederate flag swimwear and towels on display by the other patrons along the beach. I thought that kind of thing had gone out of style many years before. Then there was the competing bike gangs of different "cultures" all over the strip. Overall - the place didn't look or feel like a family oriented vacation spot anymore but rather a weird blending of a redneck riviera meets Freaknik. Definitely not our cup of tea....
A few years later we got stationed in South Florida where I could be sitting on one of 3 beaches within 30 minutes of the house (Hollywood Beach, Lauderdale Beach, South Beach). From that point on I've become somewhat of a beach snob. I hate the murky, churned up tide water that exists along South Carolina's coast and won't even bother going to those beaches now. Instead we make a trek to the Gulf Coast in Florida (Longboat Key) twice a year to get our beach fix. Love the clear, emerald water with a very manicured beach where the other patrons are decidedly not the same class of folks you find at the dirty Myrtle.
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