A day in the Fighting Gestapo Forum's main bunker headquarters

Nov 22, 1999, 12:00 AM

A day in the Fighting Gestapo Forum main headquarters bunker
(as intercepted through the Party Wagon.s secret radio)

(Door slams)
KerdasbootCock: "Heil Holtzer!"
HerrCoupe: "Heil Holtzer."
DasShoeCockendorffen: "Heil Holtzer."
Goldschlagencock: "Bluuuurp!"

KerdasbootCock: "Gesundheit!"
HerrCoupe: "Velcome to zee meeting el Cockens! Ve have many gooden schtuff to discussen."
DasShoeCockendorffen: "Touchen not me sauerkraut!"
Goldschlagencock: "Given little bite to me!"
HerrCoupe: "Schnilence! Dis cannot vait! De Fuhrer haz ordered is .Vinal Solution. for ze Tigres invadingraven ower Vieting Gestapo Vorum!"
KerdasbootCock: "Vat!? Vat!?"

HerrCoupe: "Silenceleveienfriggin! Mey treegar fingar es etchy. Nvow.vor ze .Vinal Solution..Ve shall zap all ze Tigres vrom the Vieting Gestapo Vorum!!"
DasShoeCockendorffen: "But vhy?"
HerrCoupe: "Because zey convuse el Cockens wid vacts zand stateestics! Ve vant personal blitzkriegs and noving but poseetive Cocken talken! De Fuhrer demands zeet!"
KerdasbootCock: "Heil Holtzer!
Goldschlagencock: "De Fuhrer given mey schnauzers to veat! Vit relish! I veaten schnauzers all day vlong!"
DasShoeCockendorffen: "Vou talken vit vour mouth fullen of schnauzer!"
HerrCoupe: "Vorder! I demand vorder! Nvow.ve must vind zay place vor ze Tigres. De Fuhrer vants them seent to zay concentration camp. Ve shall call zit. .Ze Battlegroundzen.."

KerdasbootCock: "Vat vill ze .Battlegroundzen. do to zem?"
HerrCoupe: "Heh heh heh.Ve shall subject zem to ze vorst kind of puneeshment! Ve shall subject zem to our vorst vans! Ze will have to talvk vit Cockens like TroopenDelzenbanger zand BizealovenCocken! Ze are people zat do not leesten to vacts, ze vonly vhine and beetch and talvk aboot homozensexens!"
Goldschlagencock: "Hoovay! Hoovay! Schnauzers zand vienershnitzelen vor all ze Cockens!"
DasShoeCockendorffen: "So vat vill become of our Vieting Gestapo Vorum?"
HerrCoupe: "Zit vill be villed vit Cockens zat vonly speaken good thingens aboot our Cockens!"
KerdasbootCock: "Zand iv zey say somezing bad?"

HerrCoupe: "Zen ve ZAP ZEM!!"
Goldschlagencock: "ZAP ZEM!!"
KerdasbootCock: "ZAP ZEM!!"
DasShoeCockendorffen: "ZAP ZEM!!"
Goldschlagencock: "But HerrCoupe.vill ve ever vin a vootball game? Ve aren.t doing very gooden zis vear."
KerdasbootCock: "ZAP HIM!!"

DasShoeCockendorffen: "ZAP HIM!!"
HerrCoupe: "He mvust be zapped!"
Goldschlagencock: "NVOOOOOOO!!!"
***ZZZAAAAPPP!!***
Goldschlagencock: "Nvoo.I have been zapped!! I canznot veturn to ze Vieting Gestapo Vorum.gaspve.I canznot talken aboot ze Cockens!.gaspve.vet.I veel surprisinglizen relieved.aaaaaahhhhhhhh."
HerrCoupe: "He had to be zapped to keepve our Vutopia! Vonly pervect Cockens can live here!"
Kerdasbootcock: "Heil Holtzer!"

DasShoeCockendorffen: "Heil Holtzer! Zand vlong live ze Vieting Gestapo Vorum!"

Interceptor.s note: As far as the tape indicates, no schnauzers were harmed during the transmission. I have a schnauzer myself and they really don.t taste that good. Even with relish

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