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Sixth grade humor
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Sixth grade humor


Sep 1, 2022, 2:10 PM

little girl: "Momma, what is an alcoholic?"

momma: "well, you see those two birds up in that tree?"

little girl: "yes ma'am"

momma: "if you were an alcoholic, you'd see four birds"

little girl: "momma, there is only one bird"

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LOL, the little girl is only half an alcoholic


Sep 1, 2022, 2:13 PM

like bob

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Sixth grade humor


Sep 1, 2022, 2:22 PM

I just aim somewhere in the middle, and hope for the best. I heard a guy say one time on the "John Boy and Billy Big Show" that he'd like to know what it was like to actually wake up in the morning, rather than to come to. I know some guys who resemble that remark.

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THAT REMINDS ME OF THE GUY HUNTING WITH ME


Sep 1, 2022, 3:11 PM

I heard one shot and when we got back together I asked if he got the deer. He said he missed both of them - I said 'what do you mean 2?" He said 2 deer came into the lane and he aimed between them to make sure he would hit one. That didn't work out as intended. (He was a bad shot though so I understood)

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Two birds in the hand


Sep 1, 2022, 3:27 PM

Two birds(bees) in the hand are better than one!

Let’s stomp those bees one at a time & then go ride some horses, next thing you know we’ll be 2-0.

Dabo will be busy next week with turn around for Furman. Might be a tough game!

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We keep getting better & better everyday, in every way!
“The only disability is a bad Attitude” Dabo Swinney!!
Let’s Go Tigers!


A couple of my old favorites:


Sep 1, 2022, 2:29 PM

(back in the 1990s) A little girl and her mother were in the checkout line at the grocery store when a rather large lady in front of them had her pager start beeping. "Look out momma," the little girl said in all seriousness, "she's backing up!"

How do you catch a polar bear? You go up north where there's lot of ice. Cut a hole in the ice. Scatter some peas around the hole. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

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Re: A couple of my old favorites:


Sep 1, 2022, 3:36 PM

What does a gamecock fan do after they win the sec championship?
Turn off his PlayStation

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lol***


Sep 1, 2022, 2:38 PM



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