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I'm shopping for a new gym and the one closest to me is
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I'm shopping for a new gym and the one closest to me is


May 23, 2012, 9:52 AM

offering $19.95/month membership with FREE TANNING! How much of a discount should I ask for instead of the free tanning? What is that worth to the pale people of Central Pennsylvania?

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


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May 23, 2012, 9:53 AM

fitty

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That's two of the holy grail of GTL! What a deal!


May 23, 2012, 9:55 AM

Maybe ask them if they can do your laundry instead of tanning.

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You moved to PA? I miss somethin?***


May 23, 2012, 9:56 AM



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Not yet. Moving next week.***


May 23, 2012, 10:04 AM



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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


That is super cheap already, just do it.***


May 23, 2012, 10:00 AM



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It's the principle though...everyone else is getting a bonus


May 23, 2012, 10:02 AM

that I can't take advantage of. I should get a free class or something.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


ohhhhh, classes aren't included in that price? Yeah, ask


May 23, 2012, 10:05 AM

for some free classes or free trainer for a few days.

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My gym is only $10 a month and a once a year $20 fee.***


May 23, 2012, 10:07 AM [ in reply to That is super cheap already, just do it.*** ]



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DUBYATEEEFF, We pay $70 per month, but that does include


May 23, 2012, 10:08 AM

all the shame and embarrassment you want while lifting next to the meatheads.

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Planet Fitness. No day care ####, no aerobic or spinning


May 23, 2012, 10:11 AM

rooms. They openly make fun of weight slamming meat heads. It doesn't keep all of those out though. I think the base is $20/year for new people.

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Omni - Free Daycare, Free Classes, Hot Women, and LOTS


May 23, 2012, 10:20 AM

of steroids

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None of it is free. You have to abuse those things to get


May 23, 2012, 10:22 AM

any value. I've no use for daycare.

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Well, actually it is included in the price and we go to the


May 23, 2012, 10:23 AM

classes and drop daughter off at the daycare some times. If I was single and childless, I would do a cheaper option (or none at all), but wife wants to look good, so I aint gonna stop her.

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Amen to that. Being in the other boat, I want place to give


May 23, 2012, 10:29 AM

me a better deal since I don't use the stuff. I did go to two spin classes a few years back, never got laid cause of it though and the girl was a real sloot. Sure played that one wrong.

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I have no use for daycare, and very little use for most


May 23, 2012, 10:28 AM [ in reply to None of it is free. You have to abuse those things to get ]

classes...but those things keeps them purty women coming in..so I'll pay for it.

Seriously, I've worked out with just guys and it's gross. Having women around seems to keep most guys honest...

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


You think there needs to be enough women so


May 23, 2012, 10:30 AM

the guys have a choice of who to show off for?

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I think the way they show off is different. When there's a


May 23, 2012, 10:32 AM

bunch of guys, there's a lot of grunting and flinging around of heavy weights. This still happens when there are women around, but they at least carry a towel and wipe off their sweat so the pretty lady won't have to get it on her.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Least favorite person at gym = women who grunt and fling


May 23, 2012, 10:57 AM

weights around. Roid Head #477 at The Omni has a wife (or girlfriend) and I'm pretty sure her balls are shriveling up too due to the Juice.

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My least favorite is loud phone talker on the cardio


May 23, 2012, 11:00 AM

machines. They are never talking business or making the world a better place, it is always some trash gossip.

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I don't see many of those. My least favorite is the guy that


May 23, 2012, 11:31 AM [ in reply to Least favorite person at gym = women who grunt and fling ]

making so much noise that everyone in the place can hear him. Usually he's lifting too much weight and his form is bad. Case in point, last week, there was a guy grunting and groaning and occasionally making some sound that I can only describe as a 'yelp'. I thought a dog had been kicked.

Meanwhile, doofus is doing lat pulldowns and using his waist more than his back and arms. he was leaning back so much that he was almost lying down on the bench. He also squealed a bit while doing bicep curls.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


It is only acceptable to make such noise when


May 23, 2012, 12:17 PM

trying to finish the last rep of your last set on a lift. At that point what ever works is okay.

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Also acceptable while I do the last set of pullups-EVERY REP***


May 23, 2012, 3:03 PM



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No, do your pull-ups and be quite. If you can't finish all


May 23, 2012, 3:04 PM

you have to do is fall down and shut-up.

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I'm still in the shopping phase. it appears that this


May 23, 2012, 10:15 AM [ in reply to My gym is only $10 a month and a once a year $20 fee.*** ]

place has 3 locations. The one near my place seems to only have fitness equipment (no classes). I can join that for $19.95/month.

As a faculty member, I can join the club with the classes for $25. But it doesn't appear that they have a real weight room and that seems pointless to me though.

For $30/month, I can join all 3 clubs and get the classes (and tanning) included.

The 3rd club is their Crossfit/Martial Arts/Kickboxing location. Crossfit would NOT be included, of course.

There are a couple of recreation centers on the campus where I'll work. I need to figure out their rates for that place.

Right now, I at Gold's in Clemson for $29/month. That includes all classes and membership to the Anderson gym.

$10/month is super cheap! Where the heck is that?

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Planet Fitness. I joined a couple of weeks before they


May 23, 2012, 10:19 AM

opened up. I guess 2.5 years ago or so. I'll have a very hard time paying for another gym whenever I move.

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Re: about tree fiddy***


May 23, 2012, 10:22 AM



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Nice....


May 23, 2012, 2:07 PM

Dat's why he keep coming 'round. 'Cause you keep givin' him tree fiddy

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why would you not take advantage of the free tanning?***


May 23, 2012, 3:18 PM





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God has already provided me with a free tan.


May 23, 2012, 3:21 PM

Free if you don't count 400 years of opression that is ;)

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Free tanning is really crappy reparations amirite?***


May 23, 2012, 3:26 PM



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