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Hall of Famer [21976]
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Got us a new Tiger!
Aug 26, 2021, 2:42 PM
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Baby dawghater came in the morning at 2:29 am. Baby and mom are healthy.
Running on fumes. Now the fun begins right?
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All-In [43808]
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Congrats.
Aug 26, 2021, 2:43 PM
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Cocaine can help with the fumes part. And hookers. Cocaine AND hookers.
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All-In [31520]
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Re: Got us a new Tiger!
Aug 26, 2021, 2:44 PM
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Congrats!
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Heisman Winner [119791]
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Congrats, dH!***
Aug 26, 2021, 2:44 PM
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110%er [6409]
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Re: Got us a new Tiger!
Aug 26, 2021, 2:45 PM
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Congrats! And get ready for some sleepless nights.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Glad the tough part is over, now sit back and relax
Aug 26, 2021, 2:52 PM
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You deserve the rest.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Congrats!
Aug 26, 2021, 2:53 PM
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You've just experienced the most magical moment of your life....The good news is the second most magical moment will be coming up soon as you finally get to GTFO of the hospital. It's like being released from jail.
Bad news is tar poop.
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Lot o points [156021]
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18 hours, 31 minutes, 24 seconds
Aug 26, 2021, 2:55 PM
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That's, on average, how long it feels like elapses between the doctor saying you're ready to be discharged to your happyass stepping into fresh air.
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All-In [43808]
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Pro Tip: If still in there for another night, have your
Aug 26, 2021, 3:03 PM
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buddy meet you in the parking garage and smoke a joint with you. Then take the 12 pack he brought you back to the room and ENJOY YOURSELF.
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Lot o points [156021]
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Close....close. My homie made a 6 pack of
Aug 26, 2021, 3:05 PM
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bourbon and gingers (I wasn't as refined with my bourbon neat preferences back then--sue me) that he just left in the ginger ale bottles. It was pretty welcomed.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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All-In [43808]
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Dang, didn't even think about that.***
Aug 26, 2021, 3:13 PM
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Lot o points [156021]
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Lot o points [156021]
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Congarts dawg!***
Aug 26, 2021, 2:53 PM
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It will be awesome. Girls are the best!***
Aug 26, 2021, 2:55 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85415]
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Yeah, just a little worst than boys***
Aug 26, 2021, 2:56 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97796]
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Congrats! It's pretty easy really, at first
Aug 26, 2021, 3:24 PM
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Feed, burp, change diapers, put on cute outfits, make little faces and noises. Enjoy the first few months. Sleep sux for a while, then they learn to sleep too.
But when the pewp starts smelling, they start crawling, then walking.....THAT is when the fun starts.
Good luck.
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Congrats to all of you!***
Aug 26, 2021, 4:02 PM
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Thanks Ken!
Aug 26, 2021, 4:46 PM
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I'm really proud of my part in all this!
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Heisman Winner [105682]
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Point hoare***
Aug 26, 2021, 4:08 PM
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Congrats. Imma give you my 2 pieces of parenting advice
Aug 26, 2021, 4:16 PM
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1. Don't waste your time with Desitin. Go straight to Boudreaux's Butt Paste. Mostly because it works, but also you get to say "butt paste."
2. The first burp is never the last burp. Keep going until you at least get a second burp out of the kid or you'll end up wearing it later.
Again, congrats!
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Oculus Spirit [81103]
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Here's the extent of my overheard parenting advice.
Aug 26, 2021, 4:23 PM
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Benadryl. Lots of Benadryl.
Start beating them hard, and often, while they are young.
That's it.
I mean I didn't do any of this to my dog, but they say people are supposed to be smarter than dogs.
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Congrats! One small piece of advice = don't put too much
Aug 26, 2021, 4:32 PM
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burbon in the bottle... save some for yourself! That is all. 
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Hall of Famer [24485]
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You'll love it. You already do.***
Aug 26, 2021, 4:38 PM
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Hall of Famer [24146]
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Re: Got us a new Tiger!
Aug 26, 2021, 4:40 PM
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Woohoo!
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Re: Got us a new Tiger!
Aug 27, 2021, 12:17 PM
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Congratulations! Wish you all the best.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Congarts dawg!
Aug 27, 2021, 12:23 PM
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Happy for you. Are you the baby daddy or the baby granddaddy?
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