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There really isn't a story, per se

Dec 1, 2016, 3:48 PM

I've seen an 80+ year old guy in a bikini(one of those scrunchy butt ones), tranny's on tricycles, two chicks walking into the ocean with some sort of wool like blanket wrapped around them taking selfies, the list goes on man.

The best story isn't really a weird one. We were on family vacation with my moms side of the family at Litchfield I believe. We come to the beach prepared to drink for at least 8-10 hours, and set up our desired location. A little hippie family sets up shop right next to us with their little blanket and trail mix. Idiots decide to start feeding the seagulls right next to us. My uncle, cousins and I are all in the ocean, so my dad is holding down the fort. My dad hates birds. He goes ballistic on the hippie, and hippie must have been feeling froggy that day so he snapped back at him, probably thinking he was alone. We witness what's happening and emerge from the ocean. We are certainly not the tallest family in the world, but we aren't skinny fellas either, and we rolled up on this SOB like the gotdam Fantastic 4. I'm not sure how that kid could ever respect his dad after the beta behavior he showed once our clan(with a c NOT k) descended on them. He probably would have let us take turns on his wife if we had wanted to.

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There was the time I threatened to turn a guys head into a canoe because he wouldn't leave my sister alone at a restaurant.

I fell out of a tree drunk into the storm surge during Tropical Storm Andrea in 2013

Witnessed a manatee #### at like 3 in the morning while heavily intoxicated, thought it was alligators and went into survival mode, totally freaking everyone out.

Went to a bar this past year down the street that was within eye shot of the house, somehow got separated from the group and lost. Showed up 1.5 hours later and had lost my shirt. No recollection of what happened.

Tried to help baby sea turtles make it to the ocean, drew the ire of turtle nazis. I still don't understand that one.

Too much material to formulate the type of story you're looking for I think.

Amazingly, that wouldn't be the strangest thing I've

Story time please***

There really isn't a story, per se

Re: There really isn't a story, per se

I guess you would have had to of been there***

Make up a story for us. We don't care if it's true.***

I don't know what you want...Violence? Sex? Drugs?

Pic of Sister? So we can help keep her safe?***

Yep. Lame-o. That said, look at the original pic.

Go on...***

Re: Amazingly, that wouldn't be the strangest thing I've

1 & 2 at the same time. Then 3.***

i dont think you can do them NOT at the same time...***

Well...

SO many questions

does "no" mean no for both?

Lost it at split the uprights***

So much disappoint today. I read their entire wikipedia

any more bikini shots doe?

wood ewe finnish once or twice?

I bet when one eats tacos, the other one be pissed.***

How do you know one of them is gay?***

I would walk up to them and ask 'are you all right?'***

Look like lefties to me***

WHAT THE...!!! ******

You know how some chicks like to hang out with other...

On the right, or the right one?***

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