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speaking of stories bout our wimmens

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:23 PM
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dawghater2she is at the beach w/ her srat sisters, right?

buncha basic AF mid-30s moms, happy for her, hope she's having a good time.

anyways, she texts me yesterday as they got to the hotel:
"hey, there's going to be a large charge on the credit card. just a heads up"

me: ok, no worries. good job getting the points.

bout, 22 seconds later, American Express CALLS me.
"Hello, Mr. Dawghater. Can you please confirm a $9,225.83 charge to Sorority Girl Hotel in Basic Girl Beach Town?"







me text back to wife: we need to re-establish our parameters for a "large charge" and HOLYCOTTAMSHITWHATREYOUDOING IN THIS SHITASSCOTTAMFUCKINGECONOMY"



her: it's ok, half of it is damage and they'll venmo me for it.



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$5k damage?

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:24 PM
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What kind of mobile rave and donkey show did these women host in their condo????

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I think that's wimmens speak for

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:26 PM
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$500

I honestly don't know.

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Re: $5k damage?

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:26 PM [ in reply to $5k damage? ]
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I like your funny words magic man


I believe its called a B$kkake ***

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:27 PM [ in reply to $5k damage? ]
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Friend's wif had a similar story.

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:25 PM
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At the lake with the gals. All mid-30s. They crash the boat into the dock. $10k in damages.

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drunk at the putt putt.


great

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:29 PM
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didn't even think about that.

i'm going to have to go big pharma route to not think about that...mother earth don't give us anything strong enough.

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Re: speaking of stories bout our wimmens

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:26 PM
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She like is this where we check in?

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:29 PM
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Man this makes me stressed out for you. It's going to take a lot of cold calls

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:28 PM
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and athletic sock sales to make that up

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I like your funny words magic man


no sheet

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:34 PM
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and ain't nobody spendin money on jackshit in this big ole steamer of an economy.

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Yo, Imma need more details. Specifically a better explanation of

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:29 PM
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who is damages, who is venmoing her, and do any of them have great tracts of land?

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You forgot.

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:32 PM
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You're also supposed to require teddie pigs.

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Great "tracts of land"

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:32 PM
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Do you even holy grail?

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Re: You forgot.

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:48 PM [ in reply to You forgot. ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU&ab_channel=JethalSilverwing

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no idea

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:33 PM [ in reply to Yo, Imma need more details. Specifically a better explanation of ]
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got a group shot yesterday...8 wimmens in total. idk if that is 3 or 4 rooms.

if 4...maybe ~667 / night?

if 3...maybe ~1000 / night?

which. cottamit man, I'm a hotel snob for sure, I ain't payin nodam grand a night to stay anywhere

there are some heavy hitters in her group. lotta family money, as to be expected with the demographic

I don't know what the damages are, did not ask, nor do I care. Let em raise hell, they're good for it.

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Green Hills Harpeth Hall reunion?***

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:34 PM
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UTk sorority deal

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:35 PM
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somma that, somma that from Chatt (baylor), somma that from Memphis (dunno the schools but think FedEx and IP brass).

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Ahhh. Hutchison.***

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:38 PM
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Re: UTk sorority deal

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:38 PM [ in reply to UTk sorority deal ]
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Any of them single?

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Does it matter?***

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:40 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


well one for sure is

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:15 PM
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you slimyfucks

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It won't to them***

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:16 PM
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THEN I SUGGEST YOU PAY THAT DAMAGE BILL BEFORE

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:20 PM [ in reply to well one for sure is ]
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FASTCHAD AND HIS CHECKING ACCOUNT DOES.

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drunk at the putt putt.


You are missing the perfect opportunity to

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Feb 23, 2024, 12:54 PM [ in reply to no idea ]
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post the pig of the group.

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Yikes, I'd be getting my ducks in a row for a divorce

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:19 PM
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Cuz based on the few things you've posted, it's pretty clear she's going to bleed you dry. Good luck with this, historically it seems like mid 40's is when this kind of thing comes to a head.

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Theres a saying, broseph.

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:22 PM
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“You can marry more money in 5 minutes than you can make in a lifetime”.

Based on what I’ve read, I suspect Dawg will be just fine in the long run.

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Maybe, but when there's trouble in paradise who do you think the

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:30 PM
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money rallies around? It can be a dangerous game to play....

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I think you have to differentiate a little.

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:35 PM
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Dawg doesn’t seem like Meemaw taking away her 50% equity stake in a $175k house would obliterate his net worth.

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No, but an angry, spiteful wife with a lot of financial backing could***

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:39 PM
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The man brags about getting hummers while on conference calls

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:42 PM
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I’d love some anger and spite like that.

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The anger and spite doesn't materialize while it's acceptable to put $10k

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Feb 23, 2024, 1:56 PM
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on a credit card all willy nilly, it comes afterward.

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I feel like theres some angry specificity here.

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:01 PM
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Please tell me you aren’t going to be single this summer and taking the boat to the Portman shoals tiki bar and getting hammered while trying to bang 45 year old divorced 5’s.

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High maintenance chicks just irk me, I dunno. It's like seeing someone

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:06 PM
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driving with the hood on their hoodie up, or wearing a hoodie when it's 90 degrees outside....Does it effect me? Absolutely not, but it still pisses me off.

As an aside, Portman would be so much better off with some sort of tiki bar. Right now all they've got is the Galley, and it's only open at night. If you're ever in the area though, stop in to Fubar'd right off exit 14. Awesome little bar. As far as boatable bars, nothing really beats Jr Cash's at Big Water Marina right now, but it's like a 45 minute boat ride from where we're at.

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outside of my funny rants

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:14 PM
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my wife is very low maintenance, all things considered.

in her defense, she didn't book the trip for everyone, they just used our card to pay for it so we get the points, which I'm pretty stoked about.

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I'm 6'5 and built like an aryan god

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:18 PM [ in reply to The man brags about getting hummers while on conference calls ]
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At least on the internets i am.

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if I'm understanding the hummer reference correctly

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:43 PM
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that story was the honest to God truth haha. to make it more believable, has not happened since.

I don't have the energy / sophistication to lie to y'all man...live like a taggernet persona and real life.

I only bend PII related data / stories to hide identity

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Re: if I'm understanding the hummer reference correctly

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:45 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: if I'm understanding the hummer reference correctly

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:47 PM
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if she was a SAHM or something

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:12 PM [ in reply to Yikes, I'd be getting my ducks in a row for a divorce ]
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I'd maybe agree and be a little fearful. she makes pretty good money though, so I'm not worried.

like I always tell my buddies when we're on a trip or whatever....accounting is for Tuesdays man. just have fun

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Congrats on the 90 points on your card***

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Feb 23, 2024, 2:51 PM
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I like your funny words magic man


oh you poor child

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Feb 23, 2024, 3:04 PM
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5x points when paid direct to hotel chain. 46k points.

only thing that is a bummer is it's one of the Amex preferred hotels so I could've gotten a statement credit out of the deal.

we'll see if I can retro-actively do it, but I'm sure the chick who booked it got those credits or what not.

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Good luck getting your money back out of 5 basic white mothers

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Feb 23, 2024, 4:50 PM
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You might as well have thrown $5K in the toilet. And if any of them are single, they'll never pay it back, and then get mad at you for asking for it.

You'll be tracking them down for 3 months before you just get tired of asking and say "eff it", and pay it yourself.

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Lol

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Feb 23, 2024, 9:00 PM
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Steal one from ole Beng here....

No clue bro. No clue

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Quick read thru and these wimmens are supposedly loaded or from loaded

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Feb 23, 2024, 4:54 PM
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families.

So, makes one wonder, why do they not use their credit card?

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Feb 24, 2024, 2:30 AM
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https://youtu.be/7kVgb5aPhDQ?si=BD1K_1k8Odo6y8sU

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