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This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident
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This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident


May 7, 2018, 12:49 PM

Years ago we were at the Tiger Tailgate Show with one of my then young daughters. One of the folks who did the show was a relative of mine and wanted to throw a football to my daughter, who was on my shoulders. We moved up really close to the stage and Wendy came over 5 feet away and under handed the ball to my daughter from the stage. She was almost handing it to her. Some grown man bumped me and grabbed the ball from my kids hand and tried to run away. I had one arm on my kid who was on my shoulders, somehow I got the other arm around his neck as he was trying to run off. I choked him until he gave it back right there on Littlejohn lawn in front of the Tiger, my wife, Wendy, a bunch of fans and our assistant pastor. The ball thief had kind of slid down part way to his knees when I was choking him so he gagged and staggered off.
I guess the moral of the story is make sure you keep one hand on your kid if they are on your shoulders because as he was sliding down and I was bending over choking him, my daughter could have fallen if not for the good grip on her.
I got lit up for that by my wife. But I still don't feel bad about it.
If you were there that day and were one of the people who gasped when it happened, I still don't care.

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choke


May 7, 2018, 12:52 PM

that fool out!!

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


This looks photoshopped.***


May 7, 2018, 12:53 PM



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Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident***


May 7, 2018, 12:53 PM





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He got rained on.***


May 7, 2018, 12:55 PM



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Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident


May 7, 2018, 12:54 PM

Shoulda pistol whupped him.

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Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident


May 8, 2018, 7:57 PM

Yes, with a 6 inch barrel 44 magnum beating him all around the face and head until all his teeth were broken and jagged!!! Pistol whip him, I hope I never pisss you off, LMAO!!!

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Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident


May 7, 2018, 12:57 PM

You have quite the imagination

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Unfortunately, or fortunately, it really happened.***


May 7, 2018, 12:59 PM



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Re: Unfortunately, or fortunately, it really happened.***


May 7, 2018, 1:00 PM

and I owe you and yours an apology.
Turrible beaviour on my part.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


It's OK, I got you back later. I stole your Gator and


May 7, 2018, 1:02 PM

wrecked it in the woods.

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crackheads


May 7, 2018, 1:11 PM

gonna crackhead

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Unfortunately, or fortunately, it really happened.***


May 7, 2018, 1:12 PM [ in reply to Re: Unfortunately, or fortunately, it really happened.*** ]

Class of 1994 --- every one on the board knew it was you. We were just waiting for an honest confession. By the way, how's the throat?

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My neck still hurts every time I look over my shoulder


May 7, 2018, 1:22 PM

to see if that thieving coot RenegadeTiger® is still stalking me.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: My neck still hurts every time I look over my shoulder


May 8, 2018, 8:00 PM

I bet it also hurts every time you see a baseball ;)!!!

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Joe, thank you for saying what everyone was thinking.***


May 7, 2018, 1:36 PM [ in reply to Re: Unfortunately, or fortunately, it really happened.*** ]



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Yeah, well,


May 7, 2018, 2:31 PM

your mamma

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


uh-oh....


May 7, 2018, 2:36 PM

them fighting words!!!

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^^^^^^^^^^


May 7, 2018, 12:59 PM [ in reply to Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident ]

non believer! You probably don't believe someone in lot 2 stabbed a football do ya!?!?

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


He shouldn't believe. Because, it was Lot 1.


May 7, 2018, 1:32 PM

;)

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It was multiple


May 7, 2018, 2:20 PM

it was a serial stabber :D

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


OK. I believe you.


May 7, 2018, 3:47 PM

From the Anderson Independent archives ...



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tl;dr


May 7, 2018, 1:01 PM

sometimes, you just gotta choke one out

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


you didn't read and still knew someone was choked?


May 7, 2018, 2:02 PM

:)

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Hey, that wasn’t someone’s daughter!


May 7, 2018, 1:14 PM

It was someone’s dum ace son who totally deserved it.

I just think you were just being a good father.

+1 for that.

~JKB

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At any point, was the football stabbed with a knife ?


May 7, 2018, 1:19 PM

unfortunately, there is a history of violence towards footballs at Clemson tailgates.

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The football in question was assaulted, but not stabbed.***


May 7, 2018, 1:37 PM



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Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident


May 7, 2018, 1:45 PM

My kids are grown, but this story makes me want to rent a kid for tailgates and carry him around on my shoulders in hopes that I get to practice this technique.

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May 7, 2018, 1:51 PM





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May 7, 2018, 7:11 PM [ in reply to Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident ]

rgby83, unrelated to the subject, but did you know K. Bunting? He played at CU

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that's not the way I remember it. I saw you, with daughter


May 7, 2018, 2:05 PM

in hand, get the crap beat out of you by some midget. As I recall, you toted a pretty good butt whooping that day.

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In my defense, Bob threw a sucker punch.***


May 7, 2018, 2:33 PM



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below the waist?***


May 7, 2018, 2:35 PM



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Is there any other punch Bob can throw?***


May 7, 2018, 2:36 PM



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and that was with an overhand right too.***


May 7, 2018, 2:37 PM



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I had a guy working for me as a framing helper who took...


May 7, 2018, 9:17 PM [ in reply to that's not the way I remember it. I saw you, with daughter ]

a butt whuppin from a midget. He and a couple of the other guys on my crew were at the Greenville Fair and he got into a heated discussing with one of the concession stand girls. I'm told the midget came around the corner an squared up to him and gave him a bit roundhouse kick to the chin. The guys said it knocked him cold as a cucumber.

He said that little sumbich had to be a black belt.

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Re: I had a guy working for me as a framing helper who took...


May 8, 2018, 10:32 PM

He didn't see that coming

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Re: This foul ball stuff on here reminds me of an incident


May 7, 2018, 2:52 PM

Pics or it didn’t happen!!

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Same thing happened to me once.***


May 7, 2018, 3:29 PM



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You got choked or you were an ex-Miss South Carolina


May 7, 2018, 3:55 PM

throwing footballs off of a stage?

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Hmmm ... I'm going with the latter.***


May 7, 2018, 4:06 PM



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He didn't say anything about know ladder.


May 7, 2018, 5:57 PM

HTH

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Lay off FM...


May 7, 2018, 9:18 PM [ in reply to You got choked or you were an ex-Miss South Carolina ]

he's the RAG's fav catcher.

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May 7, 2018, 5:13 PM

In front of the pastor and the wifey? You got bawlz.... Respect

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my neck still hurts***


May 7, 2018, 7:44 PM



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A more supportive wife would knee him and take your child


May 7, 2018, 8:01 PM

so you could continue the choke


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My ex would have done special things for me ...


May 7, 2018, 9:21 PM

had I done that after someone bumping me and putting one of our children at risk of harm. Very special.

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Man, I haven't seen this much talk about balls


May 7, 2018, 9:24 PM

Since Tom Brady and Bill Belichick was talking bout how he likes his balls soft.

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I bet you’re the a$$hat who stabbed the ball in lot 1!!!***


May 8, 2018, 9:51 PM



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