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UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2019, 8:15 AM
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Reborn in two-thousand-and-eight,
Your program has come along great.
It’s good 85
Is not a long drive -
The blowout won’t keep you too late.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2019, 8:39 AM
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Boy, Muschamp sure took a few lumps,
But Coots are not down in the dumps
‘Cuz they got to do
What they wanted to -
Plant smooches on Elephant rumps.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2019, 11:55 AM
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Since Coots were the clear moral victor,
I’ll be a late-season predictor:
We’ll thrash ‘em by forty
And their weak retort-y?
“Your win’s not our vict’ry restricter.”
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2019, 9:58 AM
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There are some that say,
While watching the Tigers play,
Too many mistakes and they start too slow,
Let's all give them time to grow,
And in the end they'll go all the way.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2019, 10:07 AM
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I heard y’all put up some nice numbers,
But this week a massive beast lumbers
Your way in the night
And takes a big bite -
This D never budges or slumbers...
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2019, 10:13 AM
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What is an East Coast Forty-Niner?
It’s kind of a catchy one-liner
That might be re-read
When this game’s point spread
Is gawked at by each sports opiner...
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You're cousins to UNC Cheat
Sep 16, 2019, 6:39 PM
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Death Valley will be loud with some heat
Just take the pay
And go, go away
SWoffy doesn't care if you're beat
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2019, 7:13 AM
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It’s bus’ness to them. It’s not mean-o.
With FSU play so obscene-o,
The Tribe wants the buyout.
They’re ready to try out
Their brand new “Fire Taggart” casino.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2019, 7:17 AM
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I’d like to extend a warm greeting
To Charlotte fans who we’ll be meeting -
Just keep it low-key,
‘Cause we’ll need to be
High-fivin’ a lot at this beating.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2019, 1:09 PM
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Cootlumbia’s lemonade stands
Are few, because (1) job demands
On Muschamp are low,
And (2) people know
It leaves doo-doo smell on their hands.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2019, 7:55 AM
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DV y’all can’t simulate, brotha -
What you think is “loud” is anotha
Whole level of crazy.
Your heads will get hazy
And false starts your offense will smother.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2019, 8:00 AM
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The Oculus shrieks in the night,
“Call forth an opponent to fight
Who smells of tobacco
And hot NASCAR track-o.”
Hey Charlotte, y’all free Sat’dy night?
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2019, 1:23 PM
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The Stockholm Syndrome brings elation!
The toughest schedule in the nation
And losing Bentley?
The Coots will sure be
Excited for victimization.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2019, 4:24 PM
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A great orange banner unfurls,
Then Trevor TD passes hurls.
The thrashing we see
Will undoubtedly
Make Queen City boys squeal like girls.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2019, 1:09 AM
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The spread’s forty-one and a half.
Since points don’t mean much to our staff,
You’re tempted to bet -
The spread you might get!
(Please pardon our D while they laugh!)
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2019, 11:40 AM
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I bit into tacos for lunch
And couldn’t help notice the crunch -
A similar sound
Will no doubt resound
When Simmons unloads (times a bunch).
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2019, 9:25 PM
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You’re biggest in NC, I read!
Most students enrolled’s what they said.
As long as there’s State, though,
They’ll pontificate, so
You won’t have NC’s biggest head.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2019, 7:24 AM
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We’re more lethal now - it’s not hotter.
We’ll chum up the field with Green fodder,
Then predators feast!
Y’ain’t safe in the least
When Tigers smell blood in the water.
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Re: UNCC AND CFB WEEK 4 LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2019, 9:00 AM
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What scritch-scratch and clucking and bocks!
A chicken puffed up is a pox.
Mizzou - stuff ‘em, please!
We’ll cheer Kelly B’s
Tradition of beating the #####!
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