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CU Medallion [73569]
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speakin of poop
Jan 17, 2019, 4:15 PM
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How often do you go?
I'm like 2-3 times a day.
But if i get off my normal work schedule, I can go like 4-5 days of backup. Its like torture.
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Lot o points [155632]
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1x morning, 1x night. But I am like a camel, and nature has
Jan 17, 2019, 4:16 PM
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let me adapt to survive.
If I were in a scenario where I'd be limited to mostly public bathrooms or sharing a bathroom with someone not related nor married to me, I could go up to 6-7 days without a pewp.
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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6-7 days without pooping?
Jan 17, 2019, 4:21 PM
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Lot o points [155632]
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Exhibit A, your honor
Jan 17, 2019, 4:23 PM
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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I get being in situations where you really, really wish you
Jan 17, 2019, 4:30 PM
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didn't have to poop. You'd pretty much have to stop eating to not poop for that long though. This is pretty straightforward addition and subtraction.
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Lot o points [155632]
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where there's a will, there's a way.
Jan 17, 2019, 4:35 PM
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But yes, around day 4 your body starts telling you to take in less food.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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yep. I went 6-7 days ONCE, back when I was 12-13 years old
Jan 17, 2019, 4:30 PM
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at a week-ish long boy scouts camp trip in upstate NY.
Granted, I didn't drink booze or coffee at that innocent age...probably didn't eat much of the crap they were cooking, either.
Also, the latrine was 100°, stunk, and filled with flies.
I'll hold it, thx.
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Oculus Spirit [75673]
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Sophomore year in high school went to Camp Chatuga for
Jan 17, 2019, 4:46 PM
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football camp. Realized on Sunday that I could not maneuver in the stall very well. Didn't poop again until Friday. Jr year, just didn't go the whole time.
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Oculus Spirit [80977]
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I went for 12 years (neglecting summers) not pooping from
Jan 17, 2019, 4:59 PM
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8am - 3pm.
Good lord..if today's youth had to go to the schools I went to, Little Kayleigh and Breck might just kill themselves.
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Lot o points [155632]
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We lived within walking distance of my high school.
Jan 17, 2019, 5:01 PM
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Thank God I was in school pre-Columbine, when every door on the school was left unlocked, because I'd just slip out at lunch, drop a deuce, and walk back to school like a bawss.
Nowadays I'd probably be expelled.
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I'm right there with you. My body has adapted to me.
Jan 17, 2019, 6:59 PM
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It doesnt matter if I get home from work at noon, 3 or 6. That's when I'll have to go. I've literally used my office bathroom for a deuce maybe 11x in 18+ years. Dont understand it but I like it. I hate using public restrooms. By body just shuts it off until the right time. I dont even recall taking a pooop in high school. So guess I have had this gift for 20+ years.
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Oculus Spirit [97664]
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Once a day.***
Jan 17, 2019, 4:18 PM
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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Bookmarking this post.
Jan 17, 2019, 4:22 PM
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But only because it's your shortest reply in Tigernet history.
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Oculus Spirit [97664]
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#### you!
Jan 17, 2019, 4:50 PM
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even shorter 
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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Every 22 hours on average unless travelling***
Jan 17, 2019, 4:19 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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M-F, once a day...usually either 10 minutes after waking up
Jan 17, 2019, 4:25 PM
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(which, coincidentally, is 5 minutes after first few sips of coffee...could be related), or around 6:30pm.
Sure there are the occasional 'what-did-i-eat?' events that can happen at any given moment...
Now, weekends? I don't know what happens...other than routine questioning whether or not I need to call a doctor by the time I'm through. Maybe it's the increased coffee (and/or half & half) intake, or just that my beewhole knows i'm near my own throne (which you know it do)....but I'll go 3-4 times before lunch, easily.
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Im opposite
Jan 17, 2019, 4:29 PM
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I can shid 2-3 times a day at work but on the weekends I'll be lucky to shid once the entire weekend. Now that football season is gone not sure i'll shid at all now that I won't have pregame nervousness
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CU Medallion [54758]
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It do.***
Jan 17, 2019, 4:31 PM
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All-In [38514]
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Every morning as soon as my wife gets in the bathroom.
Jan 17, 2019, 4:33 PM
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And once about an hour after eating dinner.
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Nothing beats a trifecta.***
Jan 17, 2019, 4:35 PM
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CU Medallion [65977]
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Once a day, but since going on this diet and eating a lot
Jan 17, 2019, 4:43 PM
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more vegetables, the fiber content has gone up and much more efficient
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Hall of Famer [22935]
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1x/day. Every afternoon
Jan 17, 2019, 5:00 PM
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Post harcombe dump
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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Coworker just used that expression yesterday
Jan 17, 2019, 5:08 PM
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Twas the first time I'd heard it (PHD)
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All-In [40342]
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barely had time to walk back to the shoeboxes
Jan 17, 2019, 5:13 PM
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before that PHD started rearing it's ugly head.
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Oculus Spirit [80977]
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