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The boss hired a new engineer for me to mentor
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The boss hired a new engineer for me to mentor


Apr 22, 2019, 8:40 PM

She's 24, and I haven't told MauldinShe...how long should I wait ? For The record, they didn't have engineers like this when I was in school.

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they probably didn't have camera phones either


Apr 22, 2019, 8:52 PM

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that's me, inquiring about pigs, in case you were wondering

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Re: The boss hired a new engineer for me to mentor


Apr 22, 2019, 9:10 PM



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yes they were, they got poked fun of... and bullied :(


Apr 22, 2019, 9:59 PM

for being a female in a male's world.

Message was edited by: OSF®


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As my boss told me


Apr 22, 2019, 10:08 PM

Don't be an ###

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Explains why you’re so feisty


Apr 22, 2019, 10:11 PM [ in reply to yes they were, they got poked fun of... and bullied :( ]

;)

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19B was in your class?


Apr 23, 2019, 10:30 AM [ in reply to yes they were, they got poked fun of... and bullied :( ]

Just kidding, I'm very sorry that you got bullied.

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when you say poked...***


Apr 23, 2019, 10:33 AM [ in reply to yes they were, they got poked fun of... and bullied :( ]



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: Just went thru that the last 3 years.......


Apr 22, 2019, 11:07 PM

Female engineer new grad(younger than my children), previously a gymnast and still looked the part. No pigs. I learned a long time ago to come clean about attractiveness with wifeof. However, in this case it was a complete no-win situation. I hid nothing. wifeof did not even think she was attractive(she wasn't looking in the right places). We did a lot of business travel together so I caught hell anyway. Thankfully, she did the millennial thing and chased a bigger salary and left recently.

CSCOkid says: come clean, expect hell regardless especially if you travel to conferences around the globe together.

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Just came clean


Apr 22, 2019, 11:09 PM

That's what she said

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Re: And just for full disclosure.....


Apr 22, 2019, 11:18 PM

a sweetheart, super smart, great personality and extremely talented.......

























as an engineer.

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WAIT A SECOND HEAR


Apr 23, 2019, 9:37 AM [ in reply to Re: Just went thru that the last 3 years....... ]

HOO TF ARE YOU?

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Somebodies long con skoc***


Apr 23, 2019, 9:45 AM



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Jose Conseco?***


Apr 23, 2019, 9:52 AM



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Well I’m single and this is pretty much all I got...


Apr 22, 2019, 11:25 PM

I know actual pics aren’t gonna happen...but can you at least do us a solid and post one of a chick/celeb that looks like her??? If you can’t do that then can you at the very least try your best to look like her and post some pics? If all else fails and we’re just left with words and numbers, then I’ll settle for a description and some measurements. If not hers, then yours. And don’t be too generous...I’ll know when you’re lying.

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Choo Choo MT!


Apr 23, 2019, 12:04 AM

Yeah c’mon!!!



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“To See a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.” WB


Wait a second, are we actually pretending that either you


Apr 23, 2019, 8:01 AM

or MauldinShe realistically believe that you would have a shot with a hot 24 yo FEMALE engineer?

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I remember when 19She and I crossed that threshold together.


Apr 23, 2019, 8:16 AM

She used to be worried sick about me flying back to Clemson games without her. And then one season, some 10 years ago give or take, she suddenly shifted to "you have permission to do whatever you want since we both know you have no shot at college-aged women."

I mean, that cuts to the soul, but fine...I'll give it the old college try. Didn't work.

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Did you try giving one of them $200?


Apr 23, 2019, 8:18 AM

~Carlsbad® probably

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highly underpointed post righcheer***


Apr 23, 2019, 9:39 AM



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Samesies.


Apr 24, 2019, 10:25 AM [ in reply to I remember when 19She and I crossed that threshold together. ]

My wife used to say the same things. I always replied with "I was there for 7 years and could barely get laid. What magic do you think I've gained with college aged chicks in 20+ years?"

My wife doesn't care any more, either.

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So she needs to inquire about some more robots


Apr 23, 2019, 8:09 AM

up in that biznitch.

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Good luck.***


Apr 23, 2019, 8:10 AM



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Women engineers lulz


Apr 23, 2019, 8:18 AM

They're a 7 in the office but a 3 out in real life

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I dated two in college, both 7s by my ranking***


Apr 23, 2019, 8:19 AM



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Pics


Apr 23, 2019, 8:24 AM

not attached...

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On a scale of 1 to sister what she is?***


Apr 23, 2019, 8:49 AM [ in reply to I dated two in college, both 7s by my ranking*** ]



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We could judge for ourselves if that pig would ever load.***


Apr 23, 2019, 8:58 AM



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What Would Bengal do?


Apr 23, 2019, 8:58 AM [ in reply to On a scale of 1 to sister what she is?*** ]

Ninja!!

bengaline
MauldinT

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OK foist of all PIGS


Apr 23, 2019, 9:33 AM

Second of all, I have 2 direct employees. The only juan I work with is a 24 F recent Clemson grad, no pigs. Wife has been giving me grief ever since hiring her. Then she saw her and for some reason has calmed down. Not sure why cause she aint ugly.

Moral of the story, go ahead and tell the wife. It will make her jealous and give you the high ground to judge her for judging you for simply doing your job.

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PIGS??***


Apr 23, 2019, 9:47 AM



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Pig attached


Apr 23, 2019, 9:51 AM

is not of her but best celebrity I could find a resemblance to.



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Re: Pig attached


Apr 23, 2019, 9:55 AM



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Now I need actual pig of her so I can compare to confirm


Apr 23, 2019, 9:56 AM [ in reply to Pig attached ]

your comparison.

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That pig


Apr 23, 2019, 10:26 AM

will not be loaded.

note the comparison is mostly on body type, jaw line, eyes and hair. face not really 100% match but best I could think of. IF they were beside one another and SMG wasn't all Hollywooded up, you might think they're sister.

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dang, you bangin that?


Apr 23, 2019, 10:27 AM [ in reply to Pig attached ]

.



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Yes


Apr 23, 2019, 10:38 AM

No

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If only there was a JSC and WSB


Apr 23, 2019, 9:45 AM

Also, how long has she worked with you and Mauldinshe doesn't know? Any answer over 2 minutes and you're screwed.

But then again you're borderline Duggar situation, so it's not like you or her are going anywhere.

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I like your funny words magic man


we've apparently hired a new female arch, recently grad'd


Apr 23, 2019, 9:52 AM

but that's all I know....hasn't started yet, haven't seen her uh...'resume'...

I saw 2 new hires yesterday morning, and was REALLY hoping that the one that matched the 'female & recently grad'd' description was the new addition to the dept.




because she looked really really really 'smart'.

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got a name, quick interwebs social media search performed


Apr 23, 2019, 10:40 AM



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So what you're saying is she doesn't look


Apr 23, 2019, 10:45 AM

"smart"?

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she looks smart


Apr 23, 2019, 10:46 AM

just without the quotation marks.















plus, she's a horse-person.


not like a centaur, or anything...just into equestrian things.

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So she's not the girl Tote1 posted to WSB?


Apr 23, 2019, 10:52 AM

Usually dough, equastrian girls have a fat donk from bouncing on all them horses all the time. So she might look good from the waste down.

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have only seen linkedin headshot


Apr 23, 2019, 10:54 AM

obviously, further exploration will be necessary.

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got a solid chuckle out of


Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 AM [ in reply to she looks smart ]

"not like a centaur"

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hold your chuckle for the time being


Apr 23, 2019, 12:01 PM

like I told Tickle_It, I haven't seen the lower body yet.


We could very well be dealing with a centaur situation

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not on buddybook?


Apr 23, 2019, 12:07 PM

insta?

random google image search?

do you not even staulk, bruh?

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LOL....aaaand I've just been assigned dat 'mentor' role***


Apr 24, 2019, 10:19 AM [ in reply to we've apparently hired a new female arch, recently grad'd ]



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Grate


Apr 24, 2019, 10:22 AM

pigs of the horse-girl?

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not really worth it


Apr 24, 2019, 11:11 AM

again, haven't seen dat booty juss yet, supposedly making introductions later today.

Will report back, and gauge the necessity for further social media investigations

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Don't forget sideways ninja.***


Apr 24, 2019, 11:15 AM



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Bengaline Mode: ACTIVATED


Apr 24, 2019, 12:10 PM

well, I mean...not yet. Maybe later

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Introductions have been made


Apr 24, 2019, 4:01 PM [ in reply to not really worth it ]

no further exploration is warranted.

Better luck to MauldinT in his endeavors

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They did, they just look hotter now that you're a dirty old


Apr 23, 2019, 9:52 AM

man.

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Post a picture of her with one of those


Apr 23, 2019, 10:37 AM

rectangular boxes over her eyes.

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Re: Post a picture of her with one of those


Apr 23, 2019, 10:40 AM



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Wait a minute. You never actually said she looks good.


Apr 23, 2019, 10:45 AM

You just said they didn't have engineers like that when you were in school. That could mean anything.

So, is she hot or not?

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Core wrecked. I did not say she was hot


Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 AM

some of you people need to bone up on your rules

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How can we get our bones up


Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 AM

if you won't post pigs???!!?!???

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Pigs or you're lying.


Apr 23, 2019, 4:07 PM

Specifically pigs of hooters. Turn the office thermostat down to 50 first. OK?

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so, how long are you going to be mentoring her, asking


Apr 23, 2019, 4:45 PM

for a friend.

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LOL. I know what you look like and, trust me, your wife is


Apr 24, 2019, 11:41 AM

just going to laugh.

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