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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Weird event from Saturday
Nov 19, 2018, 9:31 AM
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After the game, I am walking back to the car. I have to pee, so I check the door at Brackett, it's unlocked and I walk in.
This other dude walks in behind me and we both head to the restroom, walk in, there's 2 urinals side-by-side with no privacy screen. Whatevs, I ain't skeered and we both start peeing.
10 seconds in, dude next to me stops and STARTS WHIZZING IN MY URINAL! WE ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIZZING IN THE SAME URINAL!!! I didn't have to check his watch to see what time it was because it was adjacent to my own.
WTH? I'm thinking about pressing charges, but I don't have a photo. He looks like a mentally challenged Jim Carrey. The more I think about it, he prob was just ment challenged and I should ignore......I just can't get over the awkwardness.
#Metoo
Ts and Ps requested.
Thx
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All-In [47750]
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Did you shake his
Nov 19, 2018, 9:32 AM
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hand?
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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Who looked at whose dong first? Was eye contact made later?***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:33 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Yes
Nov 19, 2018, 9:35 AM
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Maybe
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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Someone peed on my boot at the Louisville game
Nov 19, 2018, 9:37 AM
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People are savages man, gotta watch them. Honestly sounds like some sort of gay thing, but who knows. He's probably pretty lucky you're a nice guy and didn't beat his ###. Hopefully someone will one day.
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Heisman Winner [135568]
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It's pretty common for mammals to mark territory with urine.
Nov 19, 2018, 9:39 AM
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If you're going to live in the jungle, you'd best be prepared to deal with the animals.
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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I'd just expect people to have a little more couth about it***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:44 AM
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Heisman Winner [135568]
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I've always appreciated your unbridled optimism with regard
Nov 19, 2018, 11:09 AM
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to people NOT being vile, filthy animals.
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All-In [49163]
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it only seems weird the first time.***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:39 AM
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Orange Blooded [3179]
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#Peetoo movement***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:39 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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#swords***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:41 AM
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Orange Blooded [3179]
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Re: #swords***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:49 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83073]
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This water cold
Nov 19, 2018, 9:43 AM
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deep too
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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You should have shouted- Don’t cross the streams!***
Nov 19, 2018, 9:55 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79192]
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Dood be lik
Nov 19, 2018, 10:09 AM
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Hoo finished first? Did he flush your urinal or did you?
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Actually
Nov 19, 2018, 10:15 AM
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he stopped mid-way through and went back to his urinal and exited before I dripped dry.
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Oculus Spirit [79192]
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So did he continue peeing through the switch?
Nov 19, 2018, 10:30 AM
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or did he squeeze off and then restart in his own urinal? How much #### got on the wall and floor from this?
I need exact fluid ounces please.
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Pretty sure he stopped flow to transfer back
Nov 19, 2018, 10:32 AM
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I thought I also saw a drop on my foot, butt with all the confusion it could have been my own pee.
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Kegel muscles of steel.
Nov 19, 2018, 11:50 AM
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It might of dropped on your shoe... Sorry. It was still worth it.
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110%er [9879]
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In the world of the mentally challenged,
Nov 19, 2018, 10:37 AM
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that guy just made you his beotch.
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Hall of Famer [21246]
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Thank you.***
Nov 19, 2018, 11:51 AM
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What happened after the incident? Be honest***
Nov 19, 2018, 10:57 AM
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Hall of Famer [21246]
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The lights went out. Emergency lights came on a couple
Nov 19, 2018, 11:53 AM
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seconds later. Apparently the whole area of lights went out... outside the street lights were out too.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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you really think I look like a potatoed Jim Carrey?***
Nov 19, 2018, 11:03 AM
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Re: you really think I look like a potatoed Jim Carrey?***
Nov 19, 2018, 11:13 AM
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Hall of Famer [21246]
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You left out the parts about the lights going out.***
Nov 19, 2018, 11:46 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Oh yeah, the last 10-15 s of peeing....The lights went out
Nov 19, 2018, 12:02 PM
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I thought someone thought me and other guy was kweer and turned the lights out on us. But it turned out the entire building lost power temporarily.
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