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CU Medallion [50635]
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april 4th
Feb 23, 2019, 4:47 PM
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All-In [38925]
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you a bigger man than me
Feb 23, 2019, 4:52 PM
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I just live with the pain
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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We all understand women.
Feb 23, 2019, 6:38 PM
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Y'all think the doctors are in collusion with your husbands to put you down so we can collect the insurance money and buy a younger wife, right?
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All-In [38925]
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tmml. thanks Henry.
Feb 23, 2019, 6:54 PM
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and good luck.
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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I'm going to share another one of my 'Oh God, he's making...
Feb 23, 2019, 7:32 PM
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this chit up again,' stories.
The children's mother was having stomach pains. It took about three weeks for me to figure out that the pain came after meals. She was attending Tri Co Tech at the time and insisted I drive her to school and pick her up.
On one of those occasions when I did her driving we made a lunch date. She asked me to return to the salad bar for a few items and I noticed that she watched me the entire time I was picking over the food to select the few things she wanted and the proper dressing.
On the way back to school she had severe pains and took the rest of the day off. I think she sent me to town later that day but I don't remember what it was about except that when I got home she was gone. After calling a couple kids I found out she'd gone to the hospital in Easley.
My oldest son and I when to the hospital right away. We went into the ER and asked about her and the receptionist told me that she couldn't talk to me about Ms 88. I was 'fairly,' upset that they wouldn't tell me what was wrong with my wife of 22-25 years. They said they could talk to a member of the family which did less than calm me down but I returned to the car and sat while the boy talked to the lady.
He came out and told me the were testing his mother for poision. I thought back at the suspicious behavior she had been showing through the time she was suffering and realized that she though I was trying to kill her.
In about an hour she came out, got in the car with me and started crying. On the way home she got around to telling me she had a gall stone and had scheduled to have it removed a later that week.
So, I resolved that I married her, we had six kids together and life might not be perfect but I've never given up on anything until defeated. I hung in there and looked forward to seeing her fixed. I took her to the hospital at the proper time and we sat for a minute to talk before we went inside to register and prep for the minor operation.
After a few minutes I realized something was horribly wrong and guess again and again until I guess the right answer as to why she wouldn't get out of the car and let the doctor fix the problem. She thought she was going to die.
I explained that this was operation had all the same risk of cutting a fingernail too short and wouldn't take 20 minutes from start to finish. She didn't care, she said if they put her to sleep she'd never wake up. I pushed it a bit and asked why.
She told me she knew that the doctor and I were in 'cahoots,' to get rid of her. I asked her where the hail she though I'd hid enough money to get a doctor to risk his reputation, wealth and freedom to kill anybody. She just wouldn't go when I was involved but she did have the operation done a few weeks later without me knowing about it.
So, you're narrowed this down to either 'This guy is one helll of a good fiction writer,' or 'My God, how did he survive such a life.' I'll be satisfied with either deliberation.
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All-In [38925]
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I'm going with "only a true lunger could end up
Feb 23, 2019, 7:37 PM
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withsuch a crazy #####" theory.
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Lot o points [180966]
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Good thing everyday is Saturday!
Feb 23, 2019, 5:02 PM
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Hope it works out well.
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Re: april 4th
Feb 23, 2019, 5:18 PM
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I will think of you as I am drinking my face off at opening day parties.
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All-In [49163]
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that's a good thing.
Feb 23, 2019, 5:30 PM
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get up and walk like they tell you. follow your PT directions. It'll be great.
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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Hen, you may be our first six million dollar man.
Feb 23, 2019, 6:36 PM
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At what hospital is this going to be done? Can I come and watch? Why be that way, if I have another open heart surgery I'll let you come and watch me.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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lewis gale come one come all***
Feb 23, 2019, 6:40 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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Re: lewis gale come one come all***
Feb 23, 2019, 7:33 PM
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Henry, I've checked with Someone Who knows. You got this.
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Lot o points [155795]
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henry®, a lunge regular....a man barely alive.....
Feb 23, 2019, 7:37 PM
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. henry® will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
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A co-worker of mine is getting one done next week.
Feb 24, 2019, 2:18 PM
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Good luck when you get yours done.
I'm going to an orthopedic surgeon next month to discuss options. Both of my knees suck, but I'm not at that point yet. Hoping for something in-between.
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I guess that means you won't make VomitFest on the 6th. *****
Feb 24, 2019, 3:11 PM
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CU Medallion [50635]
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i may vomit but it won't be in clemson***
Feb 24, 2019, 3:13 PM
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All-In [25721]
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Srs recommendation - work out/get in the best shape you can
Feb 24, 2019, 4:11 PM
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before the surgery. Will make the recovery/rehab much easier.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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been doing that since june 1st***
Feb 24, 2019, 4:14 PM
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CU Medallion [55732]
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good luck henry - hope you're gettin' 'er done @ UVA or Dook
Feb 24, 2019, 4:38 PM
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I don't trust any surgeons around here.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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i think my guy has done work for va tech
Feb 24, 2019, 4:46 PM
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hope he doesn't hate clemson
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