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I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
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I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 2:03 PM

I'm looking to pick up a 5* tight end

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 2:04 PM

Better hope she can't read this or all you will be able to afford is a 1 star trailer park tranny!

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I don't see the down side.


May 16, 2019, 2:06 PM

signed, Francis Marion®

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 2:08 PM

Is she looking for more playing time?

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Needs a better system to showcase her abilities***


May 17, 2019, 11:33 AM



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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 2:11 PM

Where is your wife on the depth chart?

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3rd string wide receiver***


May 16, 2019, 2:15 PM



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Re: 3rd string wide receiver***


May 16, 2019, 2:29 PM

I was thinking she was the backup SLOT receiver! Post pigs and we will assess her rank on the depth chart!

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Wow, you really took a chance on that one


May 16, 2019, 3:28 PM [ in reply to 3rd string wide receiver*** ]

Im assuming she was a walk-on and not a scholarship player?

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 2:19 PM

Dang Dude ... Just spit my $.50 Wendy's Frosty all over my desk ...

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lol


May 12, 2022, 4:20 PM

@married people.

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Re: lol


May 17, 2019, 7:03 AM

Tigerbalm not married? Who would have guessed that?

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All you gotta do is move a younger player into the


May 16, 2019, 3:00 PM

starting spot. She'll be in the portal faster than you can say Trevor Lawrence.

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Or you could enter your wife's portal.***


May 16, 2019, 3:11 PM



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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
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Heeey, aint this site rated PG-13?


May 16, 2019, 3:25 PM

That one may be really close her, errr, the line :)

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Depends...


May 16, 2019, 3:19 PM

What kind of talent does she have?

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 3:40 PM

Hope you have a cot in your garage. lol

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show some pigs so we can judge***


May 16, 2019, 4:00 PM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 4:10 PM

She may be saying the same thing.

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 16, 2019, 4:47 PM

Does she have any eligibility left?

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 17, 2019, 12:42 AM

Gotta Pic? Im accepting transfers..lol

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You must not be “all in” much


May 17, 2019, 8:20 AM

Or she’s redshirting alot

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 17, 2019, 9:02 AM

You guys walk a treacherous ledge thru life.

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The day after posting...are you still alive?***


May 17, 2019, 9:09 AM



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Re: The day after posting...are you still alive?***


May 17, 2019, 10:08 AM

he ded

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Re: The day after posting...are you still alive?***


May 17, 2019, 3:19 PM [ in reply to The day after posting...are you still alive?*** ]

I think the OP is always cutting up so she is used to it.

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Buy her flowers and take her to dinner...


May 17, 2019, 10:06 AM

treat her like a lady and you'll get some five star tight end right there at home, dummy.

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are you married?


May 17, 2019, 3:11 PM

haha

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Just think of your dream 5* Tight End....


May 17, 2019, 11:54 AM

….somewhere there is a man ready to send her to the transfer portal too!

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Yep. No matter how good she looks or sweet she acts,


May 17, 2019, 12:41 PM

somewhere, a man is tired of her s***.

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Re: Just think of your dream 5* Tight End....


May 17, 2019, 1:57 PM [ in reply to Just think of your dream 5* Tight End.... ]

This guy gets it. If you're looking for that perfect recruit then you will always be looking. You need to cultivate at develop a recruit as a partnership.

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 17, 2019, 12:49 PM

This is the most amusing post I've seen on tiger net. Keep the comments coming and thanks for the Friday humor. ??????????

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Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 17, 2019, 1:47 PM

I bet you will change your mind about this after her divorce lawyer gets through with you! Players can leave for free but when wives leave it is usually very expensive!!!!!

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I was formally known as Furious george and have changed my name to match the name I use to call on WCCP radio.


Re: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal


May 17, 2019, 3:03 PM

Make sure you drill her to see performance before making a committable offer.

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....when you walk in the door tonight.........


May 17, 2019, 4:52 PM



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please post stats, photo and favorite position played


May 17, 2019, 4:58 PM

Some teams 1 star recruit is another teams 5 star.
Lol

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Not sure this qualifies as an 'x' rated thread


May 17, 2019, 5:58 PM

But that 'y' is leaning a bit and about to grow a leg!!!

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