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When Muschamp said he could sell ice to Eskimos
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When Muschamp said he could sell ice to Eskimos


Nov 11, 2019, 4:52 AM

Didn’t a single coot realize he was calling them the Eskimos? No offense to any real Eskimos out there, you guys are great!

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Muschump could never sell ice to an Eskimo.


Nov 11, 2019, 5:32 AM

During his sales pitch, the Eskimo customer wood kill Muschump for his infinite blubber supply (definitely needed for those harsh Alaskan winters) and all potential ice transactions would be “dead” in the water... uh... snow.

~JKB

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Escootmos getting snowed!***


Nov 11, 2019, 6:48 AM



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"But coach, this ice tastes like doo doo." *


Nov 11, 2019, 6:51 AM

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The most honest thing he ever said.


Nov 11, 2019, 7:32 AM

He was saying he was a charlatan that could convince people they needed something that they didn't.

Dabo offers central heat to Eskimos, with an outdoor sauna.

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Re: When Muschamp said he could sell ice to Eskimos


Nov 11, 2019, 7:35 AM

Appears to me the Eskimos were living in Columbia on the campus of the Gamecocks.

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What he didn't tell them...


Nov 11, 2019, 7:45 AM

it was the ice made with the yellow snow.

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Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.


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