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Weekend priorities for coot fans.
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Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 12, 2019, 8:37 PM

1. Pull for Syracuse to beat the spread.
2. Manicure close-cropped goatee.
3. Make jokes about the ACC
4. Set realistic expectations for Bama game and make organized list of excuses.
5. Use algebra to figure out how many points of a deficit to Bama would compare favorably to Clemson's possible victory margin over Syracuse.
6. Ask Clemson neighbor for help with Algebra.
7. Drink like 40 zimas.
8. Post a generic picture of a redneck on facebook, but put a tiger paw on it.
9. Ask wife to respect you.
10. Kick dog to compensate for feeling of powerlessness to convince wife to respect you.
11. Take a nap
12. Schedule appointment with psychologist to help stop wet dreams about being a clemson fan.
13. Watch pregame for SC game.
12. Check Amazon to see if Hilinski jersey will arrive by kickoff.
14. After 3rd interception in the 1st quarter check Amazon return policy.
15. Fantasize about cutting the word pain into forearm with kitchen knife.
16. look up how to spell pain.
17. Check Clemson score
18. Delete all Clemson fans from facebook.
19. Pass out drunk
20. Wake up disappointed and sticky from happy dream.

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Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 12, 2019, 8:40 PM

Good stuff haha

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Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 12, 2019, 11:30 PM

1. Bum loose change from cell mates
2. Talk stepmom into pawning the 84 Camero
3. Make bail
4. Pick up a party pack of sterno

This rest looks about right.

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Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 12, 2019, 11:49 PM

Uh - coots can't do algebra, so fix #5. :)

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Someone stopped reading at #5 ***


Sep 13, 2019, 8:09 AM



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might be a coot!


Sep 13, 2019, 8:15 AM

;)

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Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 13, 2019, 12:20 AM

Should be at the top of the list to buy plenty of butt-hurt cream.

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They have moved on to injections.***


Sep 13, 2019, 2:49 PM



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Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 13, 2019, 8:00 AM

21. Take Hillinksi jersey and other Gamecock gear to Goodwill, get $2 tax credit and a laugh from the check-in guy.

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21. Stick all gamecock gear back in the closet for the 2nd


Sep 13, 2019, 8:26 AM

time this season.

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This reminds me of "this is south carolina football"


Sep 13, 2019, 8:32 AM

Does anyone still maintain that?

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The five year streak did a number on that one.***


Sep 13, 2019, 10:22 AM



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12!!***


Sep 13, 2019, 8:39 AM



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#9 is a daily for me.


Sep 13, 2019, 8:56 AM

signed, GWPTiger®

:(

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 13, 2019, 9:00 AM

Pick up 10-pack of wife beaters from Walmart to ease the pain.

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Re: Weekend priorities for coot fans.


Sep 13, 2019, 10:37 AM

Good stuff add feather replacement makeover.

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