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All-In [40344]
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2 Universal truths
Jun 12, 2019, 10:19 AM
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1. When it's raining, everybody says "we needed it" 2. When you are sick, everybody says "there's something going around"
today it's raining
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CU Medallion [54758]
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we needed it.***
Jun 12, 2019, 10:20 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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Well it was drought-fest, 2019***
Jun 12, 2019, 10:21 AM
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All-In [40344]
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in the case of all of the rain we've had recently
Jun 12, 2019, 10:25 AM
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we truly did need it.
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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I mowed the lawn for the first time in a month yesterday,
Jun 12, 2019, 10:38 AM
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maybe 5 weeks. I thought it would be higher and thicker but only the weeds really took off with the rain.
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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It was nice not mowing in a huge dust cloud yesterday
Jun 12, 2019, 10:52 AM
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I was having to pour my Keystones out after only drinking like a 1/4 of them due to the dust and stuff. Takes a lot longer to mow when you've got to get on and off the tractor.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I too pour keystones out after drinking 1/4 of them
Jun 12, 2019, 11:05 AM
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nothing to do with dust tho
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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I walked through my neighbors yard the other day
Jun 12, 2019, 10:54 AM
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and it was like walking on ramen noodles. Two days later they re-sodded the whole thing.
Since it rained today, that's the first time its been watered. I guess they like that crunchy, brown looking yard.
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Oculus Spirit [79192]
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we kneeded it***
Jun 12, 2019, 10:21 AM
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wienie dit***
Jun 12, 2019, 10:34 AM
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We kneaded it***
Jun 12, 2019, 10:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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We neated it
Jun 12, 2019, 10:48 AM
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There's something going around.
Jun 12, 2019, 10:53 AM
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I believe it's rain.
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Oculus Spirit [85301]
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Your mother's name is rain?***
Jun 12, 2019, 10:56 AM
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is this 19B's mom?
Jun 12, 2019, 11:02 AM
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Re: 2 more Universal truths
Jun 12, 2019, 10:56 AM
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The better food tastes, the worse it is for you.
All hot women have husbands or boyfriends.
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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"All hot women have husbands or boyfriends. "
Jun 12, 2019, 10:58 AM
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And at least one of those dudes is sick and tired of putting up with her chit
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Yeah, I've come to learn that over the years.
Jun 12, 2019, 11:26 AM
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At one time when I was younger that was considered a deterrent.
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Oculus Spirit [79428]
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Stay single and you can have all of the cool #### you want
Jun 12, 2019, 11:51 AM
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Which then attracts the hot women. But as soon as you settle down with one, all of that cool #### is gone. Getting married is a pretty ###### up situation for men.
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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Re: Stay single and you can have all of the cool #### you want
Jun 12, 2019, 12:50 PM
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Getting out of it is even worse.
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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When you settle down with one, they have you
Jun 12, 2019, 1:03 PM
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Technically, by "settle down" I mean a marriage license, not just a ring. No need to continue being cheery, nice, bubbly, or kinky in bed. Nope. When they get that marriage license, only then do you get to meet the real woman you chose. They have half your cool #### right off the bat, and they know it so they transform back into who they've always been that they hid from you because no one would want to marry a #####. You then try to make them a happy person again. Give them all your $$$. Buy them the house, the car, the clothes, furniture, whatever they want. You do the dishes, the cooking, the cleaning, grocery store runs, the laundry....Wait on them hand and foot trying to make them a happy person again but all you see is a #####. If they're good they'll make up some bull#### about why they've "changed" (blaming you of course), anything to keep the fact that the person you fell for WAS the change, not the default woman.
Eventually you grow weary and figure out they were really always a miserable person and the woman you fell for was fake (kudos for the effort though I guess).
Then you do the math and figure out whether leaving them would be worthwhile given kids, finances, and all.
So yeah...for men who don't know any better (read nice guys) it's a really effed up situation.
Results, of course, may vary.
Side note on the cool ####. They aren't attracted to your cool ####. They were attracted to the fact that you can afford "cool ####". The actual cool #### itself is not what impresses them. So if they get a ring, they can then re-purpose your money for what THEY think is cool ####. If you balk, they'll leave with half your $$$ your kids and buy their own cool ####. Either way....men lose.
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You forgot the part where they cheat on the dude.***
Jun 12, 2019, 1:10 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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That's a given.***
Jun 12, 2019, 1:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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Marriage nor counseling works unless everyone is truthful
Jun 12, 2019, 2:09 PM
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My wife needs her own counseling and I know why. She has issues far beyond marriage. In fact, that's exactly what the last marriage counselor suggested. She didn't follow through.
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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You must have a lot of #### that you don't want to give away***
Jun 12, 2019, 2:21 PM
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The answer is pretty clear, DONG
Jun 12, 2019, 2:19 PM
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Everyone
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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Let me clarify that a little more
Jun 12, 2019, 2:20 PM
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Everyone that has a vag>ina
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Not everyone.
Jun 12, 2019, 2:24 PM
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Heck, not even half. Just the ones I've given a crap about.
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Oculus Spirit [79192]
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What about those that used to have a virgina, but no longer
Jun 12, 2019, 2:25 PM
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do?
It's 2019 you know, ever one is reel sensitive and we caint be offendin anyone.
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Ween Eat It***
Jun 12, 2019, 2:17 PM
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Gener or Deaner
Jun 12, 2019, 2:32 PM
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Greenr
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Greenr is FIRMLY in camp Michael Melchiondo, Jr.
Jun 14, 2019, 7:51 AM
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Greenr like Deanr Weenr
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