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CU Medallion [64837]
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Wife bought me a JO thing at a Pure Romance party
Feb 14, 2019, 8:20 AM
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She made a comment last night that if I wanted to, I could use it even when she wasn't around.
(She really doesn't get "it", does she?)
I said, "yea, no shiit. WHY would I use it when you ARE around? Hail, if I could teach it how to cook and clean, I'd send you out to live in the barn."
It's called the Hand Jive. It's the only one of these things that I've ever used, but it's better than my hand...  .
I give it 3 stars on a scale of a mechanic's hand to a FAU Waitress.
By the way, Happy Valentine's Day, you filthy animals!
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CU Medallion [65977]
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That's a Molson
Feb 14, 2019, 8:23 AM
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you ####### Canadien. YOU are why we need a wall.
Eh ?
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110%er [9879]
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Wait, so you stick your
Feb 14, 2019, 8:25 AM
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#### in an aluminum can?
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CU Medallion [65977]
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Check the context
Feb 14, 2019, 8:28 AM
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It's ryanadidas, I bet you good money he just spits on it and let's it go
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Yep. First I pack it full of meat.
Feb 14, 2019, 8:49 AM
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Hamburger meat, Spam, etc. Works like a charm.
Plus, when you get done and work up an appetite, you have delicious meal that just needs a little heat.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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If you're funny (funny queer, not funny haha)
Feb 14, 2019, 8:53 AM
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use Vy-eenya sausages.
TXtigerfan
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Heisman Winner [105432]
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Oh man, we get that for EVERY Thanksgiving at the Greenr
Feb 14, 2024, 3:34 PM
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house.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Picture of the lil'Greenrs fixing their plates...
Feb 14, 2019, 12:32 PM
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Heisman Winner [105432]
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I'm kangfused. She bought you a pocket ##### but wants
Feb 14, 2019, 8:28 AM
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you to use it with her?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: I'm kangfused. She bought you a pocket ##### but wants
Feb 14, 2019, 8:47 AM
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I think her idea was to buy it and "use it" on me.
The other night when she came home from that party and woke me up from a deep sleep to "use it" on me, I was disoriented as all hail.
She stripped me down and slid something over my peanor and started mixing together these two liquids together. I thought she bought a peanor extension and was epoxying it on to me.
Fortunately, that was not the case. The liquids were some lubes. She was trying to test it out on me.
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Oculus Spirit [97661]
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Nice. Promise my wife would not have made that comment
Feb 14, 2019, 8:43 AM
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though. She would know my response.
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Oculus Spirit [97661]
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A link for those interested
Feb 14, 2019, 8:46 AM
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BTW....she paid way too much. Hope she got a discount. Had to change link because the word sex would have been censored.
https://bit.ly/2STxKTa
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CU Medallion [55656]
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hanh? translate into English por favor?***
Feb 14, 2019, 8:49 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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My wife bought me a handheld ############ device.
Feb 14, 2019, 8:52 AM
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It works pretty good.
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CU Medallion [55656]
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Thank you. I think.
Feb 14, 2019, 8:58 AM
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Hm.
ryanadidas and missus adidas on a different level from APM.
I salute you.
I think.
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All-In [46796]
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He got a pocket pus
Feb 14, 2019, 9:16 AM
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she gets a magic wand.
More effective than and hysterectomy and vasectomy
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Oculus Spirit [97661]
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Bingo. If she uses it when he's not around.....pic....
Feb 14, 2019, 9:28 AM
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This will be his seches life...
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All-In [46796]
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Sounds like a weedeater in my room
Feb 14, 2019, 9:30 AM
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and every now and then the weedeater hits a puddle
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Weedeater? Sarahadidas is doing it the old fashioned way.
Feb 14, 2019, 9:31 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97661]
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Good. Don't spoil her. You will not compete with a
Feb 14, 2019, 9:49 AM
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Magic Wand. Promise.
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Oculus Spirit [97661]
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audio file???***
Feb 14, 2019, 10:03 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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MRSCOOCH.WAV
Feb 14, 2019, 10:28 AM
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Take a pair of wading boots, fill them up with water and run around in them.
Should get you pretty close.
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Oculus Spirit [97661]
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Only have it in HD video.
Feb 14, 2019, 11:08 AM
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Please consult internet for further research. hth
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Oculus Spirit [78823]
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dang your hand is huge***
Feb 14, 2019, 9:55 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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That's Andre the Giant
Feb 14, 2019, 10:30 AM
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but my I have been told that I have sausage fingers. You wouldn't want me as your buttwhole doctor.
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Oculus Spirit [78823]
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or would I?
Feb 14, 2019, 1:28 PM
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All-In [47656]
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Why would I have a JO thing
Feb 14, 2019, 11:59 AM
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when I have a redhead?
Am I right, clemsonrulez08® ?
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All-In [40656]
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Some days
Feb 14, 2019, 2:36 PM
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I just want a relaxing JO sesh. Crazy redhead sex can be too demanding sometimes.
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