Football: 3-9, dead last in conference. "Greatest coach in history" quit on team midseason. Lost to an FCS opponent at home. Hired a coach best remembered for losing to an FCS team at home.
Basketball: punked by the NCAA tourney committee and then blown out in the opening round of the NIT in front of a HS-esque crowd.
Baseball: 0-for-Hoover yet again, then embarrassed in their own regional by a 4-seed that had never won a tourney game in its history.
So when our 10-run leads are cut to 8-run leads and times get a little tough, just remember, you could be a Coot.