Hire a Clown, expect a Rodeo! You guys should know that better than anybody...
As MooseChump and Forehead Jake are cycling out, just remember: Any team can have a bad century and, sadly, you Coots are the poster team for that adage.
But you can still help other college FB teams for decades by being used as Bad Examples.....or Good Examples of how NOT to become a relevant team !!
Same for Ragehead Martin and your 'basketball team'. Baseball prospects also look pretty dim ??
Multiple Dumpster Fires come to mind. And that's an understatement....