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So am I wrong...
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So am I wrong...


Oct 7, 2018, 5:36 PM

Or is my wife the most stubborn person in the world?

DON'T FRIGGIN USE METAL UTENSILS IN NONSTICK PANS AND IT WORKS BETTER IF YOU BROWN THE MEATS IN A METAL PAN!!!

She will always undoubtedly do the exact opposite. This is partially why I cook the family's meals after getting off of work.... I guess she probably knows exactly what she's doing after all.

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marriage is tough, pick your battles wisely.***


Oct 7, 2018, 5:44 PM



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Well you got moobs, so whada you know.


Oct 7, 2018, 5:48 PM

??

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I know I have #####, not moobs.***


Oct 7, 2018, 5:53 PM



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Prove it!***


Oct 7, 2018, 6:07 PM



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you can ask Celtic, Beefsteak, 19B, Fireball, RHTig, Tote..


Oct 7, 2018, 6:08 PM

I dont have an Adam's Apple

:)

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and Zettner***


Oct 7, 2018, 6:11 PM



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Be that as it may...


Oct 7, 2018, 6:13 PM [ in reply to you can ask Celtic, Beefsteak, 19B, Fireball, RHTig, Tote.. ]

I don’t think an Adam’s apple is relevant in this matter.

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She got dem teddies mayne***


Oct 8, 2018, 10:53 AM [ in reply to you can ask Celtic, Beefsteak, 19B, Fireball, RHTig, Tote.. ]



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I got your back on this one, OSF.


Oct 8, 2018, 12:00 PM [ in reply to you can ask Celtic, Beefsteak, 19B, Fireball, RHTig, Tote.. ]

Well....I guess I got your front, in this particular instance.

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Caught my wife soaking a 40 year old cast iron pan


Oct 7, 2018, 6:42 PM

in the sink with a gallon of dawn poured into it. 'bout lost my ####.

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Divorce lol***


Oct 8, 2018, 10:53 AM



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What's wrong with that?


Oct 8, 2018, 11:02 AM [ in reply to Caught my wife soaking a 40 year old cast iron pan ]

A little steel wool scrub after a good 2 hour soak in dawn will make it like new!!!

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If Dawn is gentle enough for baby ducks after an oil spill


Oct 8, 2018, 12:01 PM [ in reply to Caught my wife soaking a 40 year old cast iron pan ]

then there's little worry about a cast iron pan, right?

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Frying pans are not made outta baby ducks.


Oct 8, 2018, 1:02 PM

Baby ducks are not made outta cast iron.

Just sayin

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One of the glaring weaknesses of cast iron pans, I agree.***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:46 PM



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If you'd buy her some decent pans


Oct 7, 2018, 9:50 PM

the utensils wouldn't matter.


What kind of a provider are you?

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


You are being worked...


Oct 8, 2018, 4:18 AM

Fool.

-Doc

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I've been wrong two times, but this isn't one of them.


Yeah. I know.


Oct 8, 2018, 4:49 AM

But I love it though.

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I also do all the cooking. I enjoy cooking though.


Oct 8, 2018, 10:49 AM

My wife (when she has attempted cooking anything) believes that the stove has only two settings: Off and Hi.

I am aware that she has most likely arranged this intentionally. She is also an only child. I should have listened to my dad.

In case I forgot to log out of tigernet on your iPad, I love you babe!

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I do all the cooking at the house


Oct 8, 2018, 10:53 AM

#cuck

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TIL that going through the drive-through is 'cooking'***


Oct 8, 2018, 12:02 PM



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TIL RH_Tig is WifeofGreenr***


Oct 8, 2018, 1:38 PM



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TIL RH Tig married WAY below his station.***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:47 PM



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When we got married the wife knew 2 settings on the


Oct 8, 2018, 10:57 AM

burner:

Off and High.

Imagine burnt eggs.

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Sounds like my wife and the A/C***


Oct 8, 2018, 11:47 AM



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And for mine there is a .5 degree separation between


Oct 8, 2018, 11:51 AM

freezing cold and burning up.

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hope the $crewin you get is worth the $crewin you're getting


Oct 8, 2018, 5:26 PM

sucka. ;)

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Re: So am I wrong...


Oct 8, 2018, 5:34 PM

You are wrong. Let me tell you why.

1. You are sober and that is sad and bad judgement.

2. The fact you care about a scratched pan that you can buy from target for $10 shows that you are......spending too much money on.....diapers. Just buy booze get fukkked up and then go to Target (alone it’s like a challenge and anti-DUI video game) and get a new pan.

3. You should use the old pans to smack your lady’s arsey in the bed.

4. Why are you sober?

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I can’t remember.***


Oct 8, 2018, 5:39 PM



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Re: I can’t remember.***


Oct 8, 2018, 5:41 PM

Old fashioned at 5:38 help you remember.

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Pabst Blue ribbon here...


Oct 8, 2018, 5:49 PM

Cause you can’t hide class.

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Re: So am I wrong...


Oct 8, 2018, 9:02 PM



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“To See a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.” WB


IF you didn't stay drunk all the time you'd figure out...


Oct 9, 2018, 9:09 AM

how to live with all this.

1st clue...When people don't do a simple job right by following simple instructions it's most likely because they don't want to do the job at all.

2nd clue...If someone is going to tell a woman how to cook he needs to be ready to cook for himself.

Solution...Either stay out of the kitchen and live with scratched pans or shut up and cook. Complaining is not a solution it only solidifies a woman's resolve.

I lived with the most obstinate woman in the ultraverse who didn't know chit about cooking and I survived. Tell her you love her and nothing will ever change that. When she threatens to leave tell her you're going with her. When she threatens to divorce you tell her you'll go into the court room and throw down flat on your face and beg the judge to not grant her a divorce because you love her more than life. Then shut the flock up and act like you do.

If she tells you the kids aren't yours tell her their birth certificates contradict her opinion, they all call you daddy and you're happy to love them like your own. Oh yeah, tell her the real daddy owes you a ton of child support. That too.

Yes, that all happened to me more than once and I maintained my marriage for 30 year until I had massive heart damage from my 8th heart attack and had no energy to fight life anymore.

Stop being a poosey and man up. You're young, healthy and able to handle the strongest woman if you'll lay off the booze and make her understand she's the most important thing in your life. GOD, you kids are so dumb! TELL HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR, dummy.




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