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Bartender Please


Jan 17, 2019, 10:35 PM

Bartender, please
fill my glass for me
with the wine you gave jesus that set him free
after three days in the ground
I'm on bended knees, i pray
bartender, please
When i was young, i didn't think about it
now i can't get it out of my mind
I'm on bended knees
father, please

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Skeeter


Jan 17, 2019, 11:02 PM

There’s a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off!

There’s a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off!

There’s a dozen on my cousin,
I can hear the basstards buzzin,
There’s a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off.

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Re: Skeeter


Jan 17, 2019, 11:09 PM

Can you at least give a thumbs up when replying? You stingy basssstards. Love you but you are stingy. I am working towards that 100% as hard as ever.

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? I did about 2 minutes after I replied.***


Jan 17, 2019, 11:33 PM



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Tell that to wilbur.......***


Jan 18, 2019, 8:23 AM [ in reply to Re: Skeeter ]



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Here you old basterd.***


Jan 18, 2019, 11:16 AM



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Dang. No love back from the AARP crowd.***


Jan 19, 2019, 10:02 AM



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WHOA, is that the second verse? Cause the first verse goes


Jan 18, 2019, 9:57 AM [ in reply to Skeeter ]

like this.


And a One and a two and away we gooooooo

There’s a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off!

There’s a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off!

He's got jaws like a hog,
and he's snacking on my balls,
There’s a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off.

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I appreciate you sharing that, and I didn't know that verse.


Jan 18, 2019, 10:37 AM

I think it's important for us to keep the classics alive for future generations.

With that said, it's bugging me that hog doesn't rhyme with balls, at least on paper. I assume it sounds better when sung with a Chester accent?

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There are variations...


Jan 18, 2019, 11:07 AM

jaws like a dog and it's snacking on my hog

but to make my version work, balls is pronounced BAW-ls and Hog is HAW-g. It's alot like rap, you gotta have the flow to make it work.

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Re: WHOA, is that the second verse? Cause the first verse goes


Jan 19, 2019, 11:51 AM [ in reply to WHOA, is that the second verse? Cause the first verse goes ]

Old McDonald sitting on a bench
Beatin his weiner with a monkey wrench
He went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Oh my God, your weiner is red!"

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Gave Fatthews Rand?


Jan 17, 2019, 11:34 PM

Am I doin it right?

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Nope, that died a very nice death sometime in December***


Jan 18, 2019, 8:33 AM



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no it didn't


Jan 18, 2019, 8:53 AM

watch me

fyt



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


That’ll never die...


Jan 18, 2019, 4:37 PM

Goddess among mortals...

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