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Scorching hot takes ??????
Jul 9, 2019, 9:47 PM
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1. Mustard potato salad is the lesser potato salad
2. The white stripes on the Dodger caps look like feces
How has no one successively tried to compete with CFA ? Tried cornbread and white meat nuggets should not be hard to copy.
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Fried chicken breast
Jul 9, 2019, 9:52 PM
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Autocorrect Federlines
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Everyone is somewhat successful at competing with CFA.
Jul 9, 2019, 10:06 PM
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But truth is, if you want real fried chicken, you ain’t eating Chick-Fil-A. Soccer moms eat Chick-Fil-A. There are just way more soccer moms and wanna be soccer moms in this world, than there are, reasonable fried chicken eaters. I, for one, stand in the face of christian chicken lovers and declare this message... if you don’t put any mayonnaise on your chicken sandwich... then you didn’t make a sandwich. You just put bread on both sides of your chicken. Anybody could’ve done that. Anybody. Congrats on your peanut oil. Why are your waffle fries always cold? Is that intentional or were you drunk when serving them?
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You WOULD think the fries would be a little bit better,
Jul 10, 2019, 12:20 AM
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considering you have to wait in line behind 15 people to place your order (in b4 mobile app) and there is no way there aren't fresh fries in that place somewhere. Oh, and by the way CFA, put some damn salt on those things!
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Re: You WOULD think the fries would be a little bit better,
Jul 10, 2019, 12:22 AM
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Agreed, they are always cold and never enough salt. But an original chicken sandwich w some mayo on it is sublime. And they have great lemonade.
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Re: Scorching hot takes ??????
Jul 10, 2019, 9:10 AM
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Yes yes yes
Great job, MauldinT!
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Speaking of scorching hot takes, I had a slowdrake this am.
Jul 10, 2019, 9:18 AM
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Normally the evacuation procedure is relatively quick and easy. Today took a while.
I have set the over/under for a re-drake at 1:27:00 minutes.
I know, TMI.
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Did you employ the rocking technique?
Jul 10, 2019, 9:21 AM
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Can buy yourself up to an additional half a day that way. I used it yesterday in the Annersun County Courthouse to potentially avoid a more urgent stop on the way back home, at the risk of a dirtier toilet.
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The rocking technique ?
Jul 10, 2019, 10:08 AM
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Don't you know that Lexington is the cradle of poop
Jul 10, 2019, 12:13 PM
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innovations?
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We are well ahead of our time.***
Jul 10, 2019, 12:22 PM
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It's mainly employed to assist with constipation
Jul 10, 2019, 12:21 PM
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Lean all the way forward and breathe out. Then take a deep breath and SLOWLY lean backwards, to and upright and even slightly back lean while pushing. Repeat until you can't get anything else out. Sometimes if you "rock" with this technique, you can go when you don't really have to, and achieve a half-poop. Relieving the pressure with a half-poop can be the difference between making it home, and a gas station bathroom when it becomes urgent as no pressure has been relieved.
Again, it's mostly used for constipation though. But if you kinda have to go, it can produce a decent half-poop if you need to buy time.
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