A SCAR big shot walks into a bar next door to McDonalds Restaurant he works for and is about to order a drink to celebrate SCAR's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Clemson shirt and two beers in front of him. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Clemson fan."
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Clemson man gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the Gamecock fan.
The SCAR big shot once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Tiger man, and as before, this does not seem to bother him. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The Gamecock once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Clemson man and once again, this does not seem to bother him. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The Gamecock then asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Clemson fan? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."