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Lunge Poop Update
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Lunge Poop Update


Nov 6, 2014, 9:37 AM

Day 5 and Counting

I technically can say i went, but I was only able to forceably squeeze out something the size of


I feel some #### pressure finally starting to build up so hopefully this is the day of retribution! This crap is getting old.

If this goes beyond today, I may just abstain to say I made it a week. What bragging rights I would have.

As always, keep my poo in your prayers.

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"this crap is getting old"


Nov 6, 2014, 9:40 AM

Yeah. That's one way of putting it.

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I went two weeks in Basic Training before blowing it up


Nov 6, 2014, 9:43 AM

eat a chitload of cherries and you will be good.


And quit the heroin...narcotics make you not be able to go...

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This reminds me of a story I oncet heard.


Nov 6, 2014, 9:54 AM

In an ancient Indian village lived a mighty old chief. He was a gigantic man, known everywhere for his lack of the ability to fart. One day this chief rounded up all of his advisors to discuss the matter. At the meeting, one of the elder advisors said he had heard of a great medicine man who lived many moons away. And so the chief called in his closest friend to send him on a journey to talk with this medicine man. His friend agreed and was off immediately.
He reached the hut of the medicine man many days later. He walked up and said, "Big chief, no fart."
The medicine man looked up and said, "Mak'em eat beans for one week and come back to see me."
And so the man took the advice back to the chief who, in turn, followed it. But still nothing. The man returned to the medicine man, and said: "Big chief, no fart."
And so the medicine man said, "Make'em eat beans for one month, then return."
So the friend of the chief returned, and the advice was taken. Still no fart. So the friend went back to the medicine man after a month and reported the same thing. "Big chief, no fart," he said.
"Mak'em eat only beans for one year."
And so the advice was taken back to the big chief. A year later, the medicine man was waiting for the man to return. On a sunny day he did, looking sad and dishevelled.
"Son, did my advice work?" asked the medicine man.
The man nodded his head yes.
"So, what happened?"
The medicine man looked up at the chief's friend, who responded: "Big fart, no chief."

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#ACCFTS


You should just get hammered during the game and then have


Nov 6, 2014, 9:58 AM

the beer shitz tomorrow.

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Re: You should just get hammered during the game and then have


Nov 6, 2014, 12:29 PM

Why wait until the game to get hammered?

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forget my advice from yesterday


Nov 6, 2014, 2:18 PM

I've updated it to- horse laxative and ky jelly.

Prayers for your bwhole.

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that's pretty ####### huge***


Nov 6, 2014, 3:18 PM



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