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When the Trophy Case
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When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 4:08 PM

Is worth more than what's in it ... you might be a Coot .


Please feel free to ad on to this , it feels good .

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DB23


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 4:14 PM

When losing to your rival by 21 is trophy worthy....you might be a Gamecock.

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has 3 dozen snowflake hippies living in it...


Dec 5, 2018, 4:14 PM

... you might be a Coot .

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“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 4:21 PM

has as many ACC Football trophies in it as your Equestrian team trophies.....you might be a coot

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 4:41 PM

hasn't been opened in 50 years, you might be a coot.

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When you kiss your wife and she's


Dec 5, 2018, 4:55 PM

also your cousin and/or sister, you might be a coot.

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


if you get parking lot gravel in you back while


Dec 5, 2018, 5:06 PM

making whoopee, you may be a coot

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“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”


Re: When the trophy case:


Dec 5, 2018, 5:19 PM

is an empty cobwebbed antique it must belong to the Dirtpeckers!!

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 5:19 PM

is there just in case, you might be a coot

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monter le cheval de fer
A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer


When your "Welcome to South Carolina" sign says:


Dec 5, 2018, 5:23 PM

"Home of the 1969 ACC Football Champions" Your a COOT!!

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 5:31 PM

When the most prestigious trophy in you trophy case is named after a coach who coached for you most hated rival, you might be a coot.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 6:05 PM

"Trophies? We don't need no stinkin' trophies!" Quote attributed to Henry Wadsworth Cootfellow

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 6:08 PM

If you consider a Belk Bowl invitation "cycling in" you might be a Coot.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 6:35 PM

Reveals the remains of a missing janitor from the Great Depression, you might be a Coot.

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Your a Coot when your empty trophy case


Aug 24, 2021, 9:42 PM

is being sold to a British antique collector & being replaced by a smaller cheaper IKEA cabinet with removable shelves.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 10:10 PM [ in reply to Re: When the Trophy Case ]


Reveals the remains of a missing janitor from the Great Depression, you might be a Coot.


Is offered as a refuge shelter for people fleeing a hurricane due to amount of room available.

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In the mean time....


Dec 5, 2018, 7:05 PM

...By the time Dabo retires, they will have to build an additional "trophy room annex" building adjacent to the complex, just to house all of the hardware.

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Re: In the mean time....


Dec 5, 2018, 8:15 PM

In the vain of the man-cave and the she-shed ?
Call it the Dabo-Dome .

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DB23


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 7:06 PM

is mistaken for the wall mounted fire extinguisher, you may be a coot.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 9:54 PM

Excellent analogy.

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the only good politician is a dead politician.


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 7:09 PM

looks like a curio cabinet in the Keebler Elves tree house,


you're definitely a coot.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 8:20 PM

When your arch rival’s trophy case is bigger than your own weight room... you might be a coot!


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That is just uncalled for........True, but uncalled for.....***


Dec 5, 2018, 8:21 PM



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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 8:23 PM

When photos of the trophies in your Trophy Case are photos of trophies won by other schools in the $EC, you are definitely a coot.

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When you have opposing mirrors


Dec 5, 2018, 8:31 PM

Put into your trophy case so there looks like more of what's supposed to be in there is in there ... you may be Cooting .


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DB23


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 8:35 PM

When the football trophy case is donated to women's basketball due to the lack of use, you're in Cootville.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 8:35 PM

When you have Pictures of Alabama’s Trophies in your case, your a Coot.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 8:41 PM

Is used to store liquor, pork skins and Twinkies in the coach's office, you're definitely a coot.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 8:47 PM

Is locked and nobody has seen the keys for 40 plus years,
You just might be a Coot.

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We you yell "Go C0CKS" to other men...


Dec 5, 2018, 9:17 PM

...you might be a coot.

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When your rival's bowl tickets cost...


Dec 5, 2018, 9:23 PM

...ten times as much as your bowl tickets ($300 vs $30), you might be a coot.

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Re: When your rival's bowl tickets cost...


Dec 6, 2018, 1:17 AM

That Belk Bowl crowd ... featuring two historically bad football patsies should be something to see . I predict there'll be more bodies in the field area than in the stands.

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DB23


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 10:16 PM

Gets mistaken for a condom dispenser in the men's restroom, you might be repping the coot football program.

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the only good politician is a dead politician.


Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 5, 2018, 11:04 PM

Is nicknamed “The Museum of Futility” you might be a coot

When the case is filled with SEC participation trophies you might be a coot.

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When your opponents’ graveyard allows tombstones for close losses you might be a coot.***


Dec 5, 2018, 11:05 PM



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But, but, but*


Dec 5, 2018, 11:14 PM

Y’all don’t play anybody! Then it gets to the 1st round of the CFP, and we win and irs like, well they should not have been there anyway.”

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When the only football trophy in your trophy case


Dec 5, 2018, 11:17 PM

is so tarnished you can’t read the inscription you might be a coot.

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 6, 2018, 12:27 AM

When you team owns the record for biggest SEC loss to an ACC team, then you might be a coot.

When your team owns the record for longest losing streak in the SEC, then you might be a coot.

When your fans tear down the goal post after a victory over New Mexico State, then you might be a coot.

When your team has been THUMBED by 3 separate teams in the same season, then you might be a coot.

When your fans purchase water at the game for the sole purpose of throwing the bottles at the rival players, then you might be a coot.

When your fans have sex in the parking lot at the game, then you might be a coot.

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I go away for one day


Dec 6, 2018, 1:31 AM

And I miss all of this haha

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Re: When the Trophy Case


Dec 6, 2018, 1:40 AM

...holds a collection of skirt-wearing chicken figurines, you might be a coot.

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