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Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?
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Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:21 AM

And do I need to defrost it first?

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:31 AM

No need to defrost, that's a waste of time.
Microwave until just before it explodes. The key is knowing when that is.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:31 AM

Hahaha
Wrong forum. Take that question over to FGF. Happy Thanksgibing and Go Tigers!

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:33 AM

Thanksgiving. Cannot spell today.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:43 AM

You have giblets on the brain. ??

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 11:12 AM [ in reply to Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey? ]

maybe thinking of giblets,so it's not out of line.

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2 minutes on high should do it***


Nov 22, 2018, 9:33 AM



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There's something in these hills.


Re: 2 minutes on high should do it***


Nov 22, 2018, 9:38 AM

2 minutes on high? lol

2 minutes PER POUND on high.

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How weak is your microwave?***


Nov 22, 2018, 9:39 AM



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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:40 AM

Among other things, I am thankful that the mods allow non football and non Clemson related topics. How else would we be able to know the answer to questions that we might be afraid to ask? Last year I tried the no-thaw full power method. It didn’t produce satisfactory results. The year before, I used defrost mode and the microwave’s T(hanksgiving) V(ersion) dinner mode. That wasn’t very good either. Maybe my microwave is defective?

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Just get a turkey sandwich at your....


Nov 22, 2018, 9:46 AM

nearest Waffle House.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:46 AM

No defrosting needed.

Microwave on high in 5 minute intervals. After fourth cycle remove at the end of each cycle and drop the Turkey on the countertop (from about 9” high). You’ll know it’s done when the Turkey bounces! ??????

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If you use your Hot Pocket designed “Turkey Sleeve” it should cut your time...


Nov 22, 2018, 9:48 AM

In half or more.

You’ll be getting the runs in no time!

~JKB

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 9:54 AM

No to thaw

Ten minutes on high

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We do Chicken right...it's not just for frying anymore!


One minute per lb. hth!***


Nov 22, 2018, 9:57 AM



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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 10:00 AM

1-800-BUTTERBALL

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 10:03 AM

The key is wrapping it completely in aluminum foil. That takes the place of defrosting.

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You are a week behind the joke.


Nov 22, 2018, 10:19 AM

College kids were texting this question last Thursday.

A 25 pound turkey won't fit in a microwave and be sure to leave the giblets inside.

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Re: You are a week behind the joke.


Nov 22, 2018, 7:23 PM

They will fit in my microwave. I microwave them 20 minutes before I put them in the smoker for 8 hours. The largest I have done is 22 lbs, but I am sure another 3 would go just fine.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 10:21 AM

30 sec rotate 1/4 turn, 30 sec rotate 1/4 turn, repeat for 2 hrs.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 10:22 AM

2 minutes, then flip it over for another two minutes

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Turns out you can


Nov 22, 2018, 10:33 AM

as long as you do about 8 pounds at a time.

https://youtu.be/ZHPP4opIZ6U

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Here is Best Recipe


Nov 22, 2018, 10:50 AM

1) Fill 3-4 Balloon with water and stuff cavity full of balloons
2) Deep Cryo Freeze Turkey to About -20 F
3) Triple Wrap the Turkey in Aluminum Foil
4) Go Into Your Circuit Breaker Box Remove The Fuse to Your Microwave and Jam a Ball of Steel Wool in the Spot the Fuse used to be
5) Turn on All your natural gas appliances etc in the house but don't light them
6) Close and Seal All Windows and Doors
7) Place Turkey in Microwave at Highest Setting for 3 Hours
8) Push the ON button and run Like Jake Bentley Being Chased by Big Dex
9) Call Fire Department
10) Post Pigs on TNET of results
11) OPTIONAL STEP-Invite all your coot friends neighbors etc. to sit in your family room


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Re: Here is Best Recipe


Nov 22, 2018, 10:55 AM

I've given that recipe to my wife and she thinks it will work. She wants to know when to pause it so she can inject the flavoring!

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it depends


Nov 22, 2018, 10:58 AM

When did you put the milk in the freezer?

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 11:06 AM

Take your brain from your skull and zap on high for three minutes. Put brain back into skull and re think the
question.

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63 minutes and 17 seconds. It’ll be well done !***


Nov 22, 2018, 11:07 AM



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Re: 63 minutes and 17 seconds. It’ll be well done !***


Nov 22, 2018, 11:18 AM

best reply.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 1:13 PM

Taste test. Take a bite of it after every minute of microwaving. You’ll know when it’s done.

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Foil is the key as it helps retain the juices


Nov 22, 2018, 1:32 PM

Nobody wants dry turkey.

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here it is


Nov 22, 2018, 1:34 PM

https://www.today.com/food/25-pound-turkey-challenge-has-gone-viral-butterball-responded-t142720

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 1:49 PM

Just cook on medium power for 20 mins. Then turn it inside out and cook for another 20 mins.

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Three minutes per lb, or two & a half if you defrost it first!


Nov 22, 2018, 3:53 PM



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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 6:50 PM

Till Sunday @ 8:00 PM

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 22, 2018, 8:40 PM

Has it been plucked yet?
And did you remove it's parka and ear muffs?

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Wrap it in tinfoil and order a few pizza.


Nov 22, 2018, 8:45 PM

You'll have something to pass out to the firemen when they show.

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 23, 2018, 1:21 AM

Some of us have seen this joke on social media many times buddy(;

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Re: Question.... how long do I microwave a 25lb. turkey?


Nov 23, 2018, 4:47 AM

For large turkeys, borrow a radar system from the USN. Put up close and get out of the way.

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