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DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS
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DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 8:08 AM

When 80+ thousand good friends
Go crazy as Clemson defends
Blue Devil attacks
With dozens of sacks,
Coach Cutcliffe will “Duke” his Depends.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 8:20 AM

A Blue Devil entered the Valley
Thinking this should make him happy
The front four then tore
their jerseys and more
and they left without making a score

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monter le cheval de fer
A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer


Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 8:31 AM

Let’s strike up The Blue Devil band!
Alumni all over this land
Will don their Duke blue!
Y’all know how we do!
Our BBall team’s lookin’ real grand!

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 8:38 AM

All members of Duke Football Nation:
We’ve made a pregame preparation
With drinks and some snacks.
The counter at Mac’s
Has space for your accommodation.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 8:59 AM

Let's welcome Cutcliff and crew
With a first half total of forty two.
Then slowly pull away the rest of the way
And end up with a hundred and two.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 9:11 AM

It's Dabo against the Blue Devil
His costume the Tigers will dishevel.
With a sack and a pick, a fake and a trick,
And a locker room filled with loud revel.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 9:03 AM

Duke is puke
Wake is fake
NC state is who we hate


AmIDoingItRight?

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 9:18 AM

The Dukies enter with pitch fork and tail
But their quarterback Christian will assail
With a rush and a blitz and an assortment of hits,
Causing the Blue Devils to miserably fail.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 10:28 AM [ in reply to Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS ]

NoYouAreNotDoingItRight ??
A limerick has five lines; lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

Lines 1,2 and 5 should have a meter (beat) that goes da-ta-da, da-ta-da, da-ta.
Lines 3 and 4 are shorter, and the beat is da-ta-da, da-ta

A classic limerick for an example:

There was an old man from Cadiz,
Who affirmed that life is what it is.
For he early had learnt,
That if it weren't,
It could not be that which it is.

Good luck!

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 9:20 AM

The Dookies' head coach is named Cutcliffe.
His team finds itself in a rutcliffe
They'll win a few games,
Then fall into shame,
When the ACC champs kick their buttcliffe.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 10:46 AM

The Blue DeviLs come calling real soon,
With pitchforks, a hammer, and spoon,
Make no mistake that this fight,
With Tiger Military might,
Will blast the poor Dukes to the moon!

... and a Natty Limerick for good measure ... :)

Dabo says we're on the ROY bus today,
And the cheese, just push it away,
But Tiger Nation all knows,
That our Tigers won't doze,
For the price for the Natty's been paid!

GO TIGERS!!!

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 11:22 AM

They come with a QB named Jones,
Great ball-skills upon us he hones.
He better take care,
To observe our ware
As our Cats will attack him like drones.



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There once were big cheaters called "Duke"


Nov 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

That made all other fans wanna Puke!
So the world all did shout,
On our great "Purple Out",
When Dabo on their heads dropped a Nuke!

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 12:54 PM

Death Valley "All Purple" versus Duke.
We'll hang half-a-hundred, no fluke.
Wearing black and blues
They will soon change hues
Once those bruised Devils we rebuke.




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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 1:09 PM

An Armed Forces salute will come calling.
If any kneel, it will be appalling.
Our crowd will stand proud,
"In Your Face" sooo loud,
When our men whip your butt as they're balling.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 1:30 PM

I question what Duke football’s for.
It’s useless and rather a bore
In light of Rat Mike.
It’s basic’lly like
A submarine with a screen door.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 3:54 PM

Instead of just sending up prayers,
Duke Football should peel back the layers
Behind just "sports passion."
In true Coach K fashion,
Why not just start paying your players?

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 12, 2018, 11:48 PM

There once was a QB from Duke
That got hit so hard he had to puke
He tried for a 1st down
but got buried into the ground
Next up will be a coot.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 13, 2018, 12:18 AM

At last a Home Night Game . . . in November?
No worries, It'll be one to remember!
Play by play by Levy,
Adding color, Griese,
As McShay peeks @ a blonde cheer member.




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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 13, 2018, 12:44 AM

There once was a coach, "Cutcliffe Dave,"
Yes in Durham he was quite the rave!
If he won six or seven
Duke fans was in heaven,
What an EASY $3-million for Dave!

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DUKE


Nov 13, 2018, 4:37 AM

Sucks

That is all

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 13, 2018, 3:10 PM

Heading South with their pointy blue tail,
Come those brainiacs eager to fail.
Whose plans will be foiled,
Some parts gently boiled,
We'll show their dissection in de-tail.

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Zion Williamson can't help you tonight


Nov 13, 2018, 3:34 PM

Dook fans are nowhere in sight
Try not to be sore
That our Tigers roar
May Echo, o'er the mountains height.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 13, 2018, 4:07 PM

bdrechs, where are those that enjoy the tick
Of a smoothly written Limerick?
Looking past the Dukes
And thinking of coots
Is preposterously a foolish pick.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 13, 2018, 4:19 PM

bdrechs:

How is your young lad, L'merick?
His progress by photos, you did nick?
No matter his wails
Your challenge prevails,
To encourage his gifts is the trick.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 13, 2018, 5:12 PM

At least y’all are not Chapel Hillians -
You would have let every team kill you’ns
While ceaselessly whining.
Just keep on consigning
Your fate while Coach K counts his millions.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 14, 2018, 1:02 PM

Wondering why no dookie poster
Ever stops by, their team to bolster?
Is it simply the fact
That they can't attract
The nerve to ride this roller coaster?




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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 14, 2018, 7:20 PM

When Christian and Dex come to call,
Your QB will ceaselessly fall.
You’ll have to unearth him.
Live snaps – is it worth ‘em?
Why bother to stand up at all?

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 15, 2018, 10:26 AM

Being tied at the start won't last,
As our Tigers do Jones lambast.
Tre's going to drill,
By planting his grill,
Knocking "Dan" deep into the past.



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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 15, 2018, 3:55 PM

The Dukes will be there all insipid,
Our beating of them will be wicked.
Whatever they do
Let's not misconstrue,
Their disease can still be transmitted!


Dang it!!! Should have saved that one for the coots!!!




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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 15, 2018, 4:34 PM

The Durham brainiacs we will dispose,
With scoring drives by Tony's compose.
Whether by darts thrown,
Or running backs shown
We'll beat them into a willing repose.

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2018, 5:14 PM

The Dookies have a great coach in David Cutcliffe
But if they can handle our Tigers, would be a mighty big if
Their QB Jones is pretty good
The likes of our D, he's not withstood
How many hits can he take, to his poor midriff!

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Re: DUKE WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 16, 2018, 9:52 PM

Dookies SATs are over 1420
With diversity a-plenty
They wear dark blue
Go to study hall too
Wondering where to park the Bentley.

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