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Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 6:28 AM
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So I read he walked into someone's house and sat down next to a woman while she was sitting on her couch. Apparently he was incoherent.
One of the people in the house hit him with an aluminum vacuum tube? He is lucky he did not get shot.
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well, that really....
Oct 24, 2018, 7:06 AM
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sucks!
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 7:24 AM
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Sounds like he may have walked into a laboratory .
https://goo.gl/images/FsMWMs
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That could hurt....maybe
Oct 24, 2018, 10:01 AM
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He does look a bit like Frankenstein.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 7:30 AM
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I think the write up was wrong. I suspect they meant to say Chad Kelly was “hitting a vacuum tube”. I hear that’s a thing.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 10:22 AM
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Not sure... I thought it said he was hit ON his vacuum tube. That's new slang for his head.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 7:37 AM
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Gosh, I'm glad we forgot to throw out the accessories the last time we got rid of a vacuum. You just never know when you'll need to clean your house of a drunk from the SEC!
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 7:55 AM
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I heard that he mumbled something about his AK and patted his waist in a threatening manner. The husband went for the AK, found out it was a vacuum tube and beat the sorry SOB with it. Now the folks from the nightclub in Clemson feel silly b/c they were actually threatened with a vacuum tube. Did he mention poppin' caps with his vacuum tube in his rap? That's ganasta! ??
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Re: 'ganasta'
Oct 24, 2018, 10:12 AM
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is an awesome typo!
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Re: 'ganasta'
Oct 26, 2018, 7:55 PM
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ha ha. ruining my street cred. White 'n nerdy.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 8:35 AM
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I wish he'd been hit in the head with it. What a goof ball that guy is. Maybe it would knock some sense into him.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 9:27 AM
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the kid is obviously mentally ill, you can tell looking at him that a part of his brain did not fully develop.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 9:30 AM
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Too bad he didn't stumble into Tiger Wood's ex house; he would have been beaten with a golf club.
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 9:39 AM
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My wife hits me with a aluminum vacuum tube all the time ..... doesn't hurt all that much!
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 10:15 AM
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'All the time'. ?!
Good to keep the housecleaning fresh and spontaneous. Good for you guys!
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 10:09 AM
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Drunk, mistake or not - that's a good way to be legally shot and killed.
It doesn't make sense though - Denver cops found him in his car a couple blocks away, made him blow and he blew a 0.00... He's on something a little higher powered than Budweiser.
He's going to claim that he's mentally ill and struggles with Schizophrenia (Urbania Meyerosa) and ask for everyone's thoughts and prayers as he fights through this tough time..
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Re: Chad Kelly hit with an aluminum vacuum tube?
Oct 24, 2018, 10:35 AM
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So he stumbled onto a secret uranium enrichment facility??
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