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BC WEEK LIMERICKS
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BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 11:00 AM

Yous guys will not get very fah -
We’re wicked good; yuh just sub-pah.
Each Tigah incisah
Will make yous guys wisah -
You’ll wish you just stayed in yuh cah.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 11:05 AM

In Boston, in Autumn, it’s glorious!
When Clemson comes up, we’re notorious
For braving your freezin’
And spoiling your season.
This year, again, we’ll be victorious.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 11:11 AM

“Endangered” is such a kind word,
Considering your Eagle bird
Is ‘bout to get beaten,
Then roasted, then eaten.
More aptly: “death sentence conferred.”

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 11:21 AM

With Gameday being in Boston
And our Tigers, they score so often,
Lee Corso will wear an eagles head for sure
Leaving the BC Eagles to look for a cure
For the gashes they’ll surely be a toten

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 12:01 PM

When Desmond gets booed Sat'dy mawnin',
He'll just keep on Michigan-fawnin',
Denying the truth
And being uncouth.
Big Blue? Pardon me for my yawnin'.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 12:21 PM

B.C. Powder and Goody's, like Aspirin
they are all pretty much the same
But the Eagles all will be screaming
For "ALEVE" after this game!

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 12:31 PM

The whole BC team does its duty,
Though the actual game is no beauty.
The Eagles fly low,
And it might even snow,
'Cause they no longer have Douglas Flutie

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 12:36 PM

Tiger Rag is keyed in B flat
And will be played so many times that
It'll make the fans scoff
And really pi$$ off
That dude with the ridiculous hat




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When its cold you don't use a heatah


Nov 5, 2018, 1:24 PM

In November you wear your wife beatah
But we aint your wife
You're in for some strife
Ask Matty Ice ... he got a wicked decleatah.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSskqthHbeE

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 1:25 PM

This BC hype sure makes us stress:
“They’re grinders who mete out duress!”
I’m thinkin’ Coach V
Will let them all see
The War Machine some call “finesse.”

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 1:55 PM

I get a kick outta the Boston-ease:

These yanks will get smacked in the kissah!
Their fans will make this a “boo-hissah.”
We’ll drag ‘em, and rough ‘em,
And roll ‘em, and stuff ‘em,
And beat ‘em, and that’s wicked pissah.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wicked%20pissah

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 4:01 PM

Giggling will be Fowler and Herbstreit
As they talk of our game in the suite.
Kelly won't be there
To view Taylor's hair,
But she'll dress for his passion complete.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 4:13 PM

In Mass, a delicacy is lobstah.
They sound like a New Yorkah mobstah.
But our southern drawl
Will feast on them all!
Their team is but a football impostah.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 5, 2018, 4:24 PM

Been a while since we've donned orange britches.
The last time, we were shredded to stitches.
But our demeanor
Is trifold meaner,
As we reclaim the ACC's riches.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 12:10 AM

‘Tween the two AJ’s there will be tension.
At least we’re not dealing with suspension.
Terrell will be back,
Dillon they may lack,
Both play beyond all comprehension.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 10:02 AM

Let's enjoy a large bowl of chowdah
We won't miss our road gradah Crowdah.
The line we'll control
Eve' in the damp cold,
When their "a s s e s" we hand'ly powdah.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 11:13 AM

Our guys roll into old Beantown
Looking to start another beatdown
The weather is nippy
But our D-line is chippy
We'll have fun smacking the Eagles around.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 11:21 AM

We're headed to Boston, a championship on the line
In recent weeks, we have looked oh so fine!
BC hangs tough
It's not enough
Four straight championships is so divine!

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 11:42 AM

Etienne is just a running freak
And Trevor is looking better every week
Defenders flying around
Taking BC's Dillon down
Tigers haven't even reached their peak!

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 12:19 PM

Tiger men will be oiled and tattooed,
Not wanting their ashy-ness to protrude.
With hair neatly plaited,
Our will simply stated,
An Eagle defeat shan't be misconstrued..

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 3:02 PM

Hail to the champs the Boston Red Sox
‘Cause it won’t be the Eagles and certainly not the C0cks
That take a win in Beantown
Before they do the Bama beatdown.


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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 7:49 PM

They say it could get pretty nippy,
And that, plus a game that is chippy,
Means there’ll be a chill
Up ol’ Chestnut Hill
When Clemson coldcocks BC’s lippy.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 6, 2018, 8:18 PM

Welp, Dabo will roll into town
And claim the divisional crown.
The basic approach
He’ll take with their coach:
“Hey Steve, sit yo Eagle butt down.”

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 7, 2018, 8:07 AM

Don’t know if you’ve seen the new rankin’,
But some teams’ high hopes are a’tankin’.
Your team in partic’lar?
We ain’ gonna tickle her -
You Eagles gon’ get a big spankin’.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 7, 2018, 6:11 PM

I wouldn’t, despite what it’s costin’,
Make public your sale on cake frostin’ -
Please, New England bakers,
Don’t cater to fakers!
Josh Belk might just show up in Boston!

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 9, 2018, 12:52 PM

Your stadium’s not very loud,
And though your fan base may be proud,
When Etienne’s running
And Lawrence is gunning,
We won’t hear a peep from your crowd.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 9, 2018, 1:26 PM

I’ll get a haircut at the baaba,
Then set up to watch our boys clobba
These Beantowner Yanks.
So savage our spanks,
They might throw their jocks in the haaba.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 9, 2018, 4:27 PM

No one's line is built like Addazio's.
Finesse? We don't walk on tippy toes.
Christian hopes its sleet'n
When you take your beat'n.
We ain't scared or playing dominos!

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 9, 2018, 4:58 PM

I hear the Eagles like to play tough
Get down and dirty and rough.
But when the Tigers roll in
They'll quiet the din
And show 'em all the right stuff.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 9, 2018, 11:18 PM

The "cold" blustery winds shall be weathered.
Our Tigers will surely be "all lathered",
When the crunching blow pops
You'll need to call the cops
Or your Eagles will be tarred and feathered.




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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 9, 2018, 11:55 PM

We love when "smoke" billows from nostrils
As linemen clash, groans - the air it fills,
Holes opening wide,
Travis tucks inside,
Scampering to the end zone for thrills.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 10, 2018, 12:39 AM

Way too much fun. Enjoyed them all. Wish I could be at the game tomorrow.
Thanks for that gangsta rapping! You guys rock ??????

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 10, 2018, 12:55 AM

Having too much fun? Come join us then!!!
Please, give it a try, take a spin.
It’s just rhyming words,
Admonishing the birds,
By encouraging Our Tigers to WIN!!!

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 10, 2018, 7:59 AM

The Eagles show signs of being weak.
Confidently, we’ll continue the streak.
A Trevor thrown dart
Will set us apart
As those Yankees we gladly de-beak.




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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 10, 2018, 8:00 AM

Steve says, “Don’t be scared to attack the Chow!”
We ain’t no meatball, nor a big fat sow.
His boys can day dream,
And try to redeem,
But we will continue the streak for now.





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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 10, 2018, 4:51 PM

I’ve seen the full slate for today,
And honestly I gotta say
BC has no chance.
They’ll soil their durn pants
Like everyone else that we play.

I’m lookin’ at you, Coots.

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Re: BC WEEK LIMERICKS


Nov 10, 2018, 5:01 PM

Go ice down a couple of beers,
Point shop fans at both of your ears,
And turn on the game.
We’re doing the same
In Boston, but with Eagle tears.

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