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Am I an animal?
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Am I an animal?


Jan 9, 2019, 4:23 PM

I was at Rotary today and we have a little buffet line to get food.

We meet in a private room and there are a few people who eat the lunch in the main dining room at this restaurant.

I went to talk to someone in line and there was a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries. Without even thinking, I reached in and grabbed one with my hand.

Some dude who was not part of our club said "Are you serious? That's disgusting!"

I kinda laughed. The lady next to me thought I knew him by the way he started talking to me

Then he went into a minute long tongue lashing of me and how if i were his kid he'd drag me out back. Told me I am a grown man and should know better.

He kind of caused a scene out of the whole thing and told the restaurant folks who know me pretty well about how gross it was and how he yelled at me for it.

Did he over react or am I a disgusting pig?

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Options are not mutually exclusive.***


Jan 9, 2019, 4:25 PM



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so I shouldn't have grabbed the strawberry


Jan 9, 2019, 4:29 PM

but I shouldn't have been yelled at for it?

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You should not have just picked one with


Jan 9, 2019, 4:51 PM

your bare hands, but the old man should have just been like "Hey, don't do that" and moved on.

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yes***


Jan 9, 2019, 4:25 PM



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If a grown man told me if I were his kid, he'd drag me out


Jan 9, 2019, 4:41 PM

back, I'd probably be going to jail that afternoon. You can't take #### like that from people bruh.

He definitely over-reacted, sounds like he needs a good asss beating.

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he was a construction dude


Jan 9, 2019, 4:49 PM

that was bigger than me.

It took me a minute to process the whole thing and I just kinda shrugged and said, "sorry"

he walked away in a huff

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Re: he was a construction dude


Jan 9, 2019, 4:56 PM

Dude, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Hit first and don’t stop and you have a good 80% chance of winning.

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Big guys usually are all talk, they're used to everyone


Jan 9, 2019, 4:56 PM [ in reply to he was a construction dude ]

being scared of them and not actually having to fight. If he got that upset about you picking up a strawberry, I'd imagine he's a world class poosay.

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Re: If a grown man told me if I were his kid, he'd drag me out


Jan 9, 2019, 4:54 PM [ in reply to If a grown man told me if I were his kid, he'd drag me out ]

Exactly. I would have kicked his ### up and down the street

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There's really only one thing worse you could have done.


Jan 9, 2019, 4:42 PM

.

You nasty, bruh. But not a dude in here who wouldn't have done the same.



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No, an animal would have claimed the entire buffet by


Jan 9, 2019, 4:46 PM

Peeing on it.


You should have been an adult and licked your finger then touched all of the strawberries.

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Should have done this


Jan 9, 2019, 4:53 PM
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Was it this dude?


Jan 9, 2019, 5:31 PM

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-double-dipped-dip-what-are-you-talking-about-gif-5430370

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Funking Animal. Get some class. You should know better


Jan 10, 2019, 7:18 AM

than that.

How was the strawberry? Milk chocolate or dark? Or even better, white chocolate with milk chocolate drizzle?

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I would have said...


Jan 10, 2019, 7:24 AM

Are you going to give me the bad touch again and show me who's my daddy?

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Re: I would have said...


Jan 10, 2019, 9:19 AM



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You are indeed a horrifically disgusting and filthy animal.


Jan 10, 2019, 8:56 AM

But I have no problem with you reaching into the strawberry bowl, personally.

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The bigger surprise here for me is that


Jan 10, 2019, 9:05 AM

you're in the Rotary Club.

You post like someone under 65.

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I’m 36 and was President last year


Jan 10, 2019, 9:22 AM

You gotta stay diversified my man

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How much pickleball do you play each week!***


Jan 10, 2019, 9:24 AM



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Are making fun of the great American pastime?


Jan 10, 2019, 9:27 AM

YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN THE RV PARK ANYMORE MISTER, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH RIGHT NOW.

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Oh yeah? Well FINE, consider yourself out of the


Jan 10, 2019, 9:28 AM

weekly canasta game at the VFW, bucko.

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sorry, I forgot.....


Jan 10, 2019, 9:29 AM

henry®

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bridge is the game buddy keeps your mind young


Jan 10, 2019, 9:31 AM

course tittties do too

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YOU CAN CONSIDER YOUR TIME AT DEL BOCA VISTA PHASE 2 OVER.


Jan 10, 2019, 9:37 AM [ in reply to Oh yeah? Well FINE, consider yourself out of the ]

I'm on the phone with Jack Klompus right now, pal.

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never played***


Jan 10, 2019, 9:49 AM [ in reply to How much pickleball do you play each week!*** ]



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Do you ever get to be president again or


Jan 10, 2019, 9:51 AM [ in reply to I’m 36 and was President last year ]

are you just washed up on the Rotary now?

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I had a frand that was pres once.


Jan 10, 2019, 9:53 AM

Its not so much a "get to be"..but "do I have to be?" kind of thing.

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Same way in Lodge


Jan 10, 2019, 10:04 AM

once you've been WM once, from then on it's "....... is there anybody else?"

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I like your funny words magic man


Sounds a lot like being a church elder.***


Jan 10, 2019, 10:08 AM



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All of it is the same group of guys


Jan 10, 2019, 10:10 AM

Church elder/deacon

Lodge WM

Rotary President

Lions Club dude.

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I like your funny words magic man


I'm 1/4.


Jan 10, 2019, 10:43 AM

and it's gonna stay that way.

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i could do it again


Jan 10, 2019, 10:00 AM [ in reply to Do you ever get to be president again or ]

not sure i would want to

i am enjoying the best position in the club as IPP

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You're not an animal


Jan 10, 2019, 10:02 AM

but you are a little ##### for letting somebody talk to you that way.

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I like your funny words magic man


I'm a lover, not a fighter***


Jan 10, 2019, 10:07 AM



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Must love it being shoved into the pooper chute***


Jan 10, 2019, 10:10 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: Am I an animal?


Jan 10, 2019, 10:48 AM

I think it was more about you taking a bite out of it and putting it back.

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He over reacted...***


Jan 10, 2019, 11:24 AM



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He over reacted...***


Jan 10, 2019, 11:24 AM



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He over reacted...***


Jan 10, 2019, 11:24 AM



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So did you I think***


Jan 10, 2019, 11:25 AM



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