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I want to take a poll and ask what you would do
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I want to take a poll and ask what you would do


Feb 15, 2019, 9:03 AM

Seems like a good topic for the Lounge. So there is this girl. She is 24 and a solid 3. I am over 40 years older and routinely smell like a cat's little box. She is a college student at Devry and a hostess at Denny's near my house. Anyway, I would see her after work and I have been buying her Lumberjack Specials here and there for about 6 months because she consumes way more calories than she can afford on her $7.25/hour wage. I have been to the beach with her a few times because I like the way she looks like she's pouring Crisco out of her pores when she sweats while she fingers herself on the beach. Sometimes she'll let me taste it lol. Amazingly fat and her cellulite canvas makes me hoarny. She is from Florence by the way. So, she has been complaining about finances and how she can't afford enough food to keep her regular. You can probably see where this is going. Anyway, she asked me this morning if I would give her a couple hundred bucks here and there in exchange for her shoving sausage links up my rear in the Denny's bathroom. Would you? She isn't a real hooker, but... Anyway, would you pay a chick in that situation? I am sure these responses will be funny. But I'm dead serious. I'm gayer than AIDS and having sausage links shoved up my butt can't come sooner.

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Ah, fatgirl, sausage links, Denny's toilet?


Feb 15, 2019, 9:06 AM

ALL IN!

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Re: I want to take a poll and ask what you would do


Feb 15, 2019, 9:10 AM

That's a tough call. That's a slippery slope. At first she just wants a Lumberjack Special. Then next you know she wants to throw a Denver omelette on there too. Be careful.

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How big are the sausage links?***


Feb 15, 2019, 9:12 AM



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For relaxing times, make it Suntory time


I'm not sure I want to know what a cat's little box smells


Feb 15, 2019, 9:12 AM

like. Totally kidding, I do. Tell us more.

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IN


Feb 15, 2019, 9:13 AM



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"Gayer than AIDS" lolutz


Feb 15, 2019, 9:31 AM

Fukc man, just when I think you're losing it...you come with some hot fire.

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I'll give anyone a TU who uses that phrase


Feb 15, 2019, 9:39 AM

One of my go-to's to offend sensitive friends and family members.

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I'm more a fan of "gayer them cuum on a mustache"***


Feb 15, 2019, 9:57 AM [ in reply to "Gayer than AIDS" lolutz ]



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I bet Tigerblood99 will come through wit dat pic though***


Feb 15, 2019, 9:54 AM



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Pigs of her


Feb 15, 2019, 10:40 AM

fingering herself on the beach??

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And now we weight....


Feb 15, 2019, 10:58 AM



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Pay her the money and take the sausages in the butt.***


Feb 15, 2019, 11:17 AM



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this thread is like Groundhogs Day


Feb 15, 2019, 11:18 AM

pretty sure we've had this same convo the past several days

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