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For the Seniors on the Bored--Joe21 will love this
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For the Seniors on the Bored--Joe21 will love this


Nov 29, 2018, 3:57 PM

"Senior Parachute Club"


Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

”Sitting on the front porch smoking a good cigar and sipping a great single malt isn't a good thing?" I asked. (Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.)

She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 75-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"

The line went dead.

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Re: For the Seniors on the Bored--Joe21 will love this


Nov 29, 2018, 4:10 PM

That joke is older than you are....but hay

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I likes Wimmens...


Nov 29, 2018, 4:16 PM

Old ones too..with or without parachutes!

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LBB, just stay outta


Nov 29, 2018, 4:21 PM

Sam's Parking Lot @ HHI in the winter season...

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OUR MEMORY IS NOT WHAT IT USTA BEE...


Nov 29, 2018, 4:23 PM [ in reply to Re: For the Seniors on the Bored--Joe21 will love this ]

Amen, and Amen

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Only one thing to say...


Nov 29, 2018, 4:34 PM

GERONIMO!!!

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Re: For the Seniors on the Bored--Joe21 will love this


Nov 29, 2018, 4:39 PM

Personally, I needed a laugh today; I am too broke to retire or sit on the porch. Still working for "The Man" and he wants 50 hours / week, but I don't have it, but am pressing on !!! This QUALIFIED and I hit ya with a big TU !!

Thanks my CU, Orange-Blooded Brothers !

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