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Heisman Winner [135597]
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IT'S ONCE AGAIN FOR MOM-IN-LAW'S FANCY BIRTHDAY DINNER.
Nov 13, 2018, 9:03 AM
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I was hoping to fall in love all over again with the Texas Road House chicken-fried gristle, but as it turns out, we're going to the fanciest steak house in Rock Hill this year. I anxiously await the clean, starched white linens and the glowing candle light, and being waited on hand on foot by tuxedo-clad waitstaff, the epic wine selection from highly-trained sommeliers, and the three star Michelin-rated cuisine that awaits my refined palate. Spend the rest of the day being jealous, my friends.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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You didn't get the text?
Nov 13, 2018, 9:05 AM
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You're paying. Enjoy.
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Heisman Winner [135597]
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Pfffft.
Nov 13, 2018, 9:22 AM
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The rule has ALWAYS been that the slowest person pays when we dine and dash. I'm still running ahead of roughly half the family.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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Ok. See my alternate post below then.***
Nov 13, 2018, 9:23 AM
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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if you’re lucky they’ll have blue moon on tap.***
Nov 13, 2018, 9:14 AM
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Heisman Winner [105575]
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YUCK, FANCY IMPORTS ARE FOR LIBERAL CUCKS***
Nov 13, 2018, 10:55 AM
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Heisman Winner [135597]
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Hold on thar, Baba Looey.
Nov 13, 2018, 11:02 AM
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THE ORANGE SLICE CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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Oculus Spirit [97719]
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If you're not paying.....
Nov 13, 2018, 9:20 AM
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Get oysters on the half shell for an appetizer along with a Maker's Mark Manhattan (straight up). Get a filet or massive bone-in ribeye for the main course. Get NY Cheesecake with that red syrup on top for desert along with a 20-year tawny port. Then end with a double-espresso.
Oh, and buy a $100 bottle of Cab for the meal. If done right, you can run up $200 all by yourself and get drunk.
Oh, wait. Rock Hill? Nevermind. You won't pull off that meal in Rock Hill.
Go to Charlotte.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I feel like you haven't been paying attention at all.***
Nov 13, 2018, 9:57 AM
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Heisman Winner [135597]
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LOLUTZ.
Nov 13, 2018, 10:00 AM
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Getting the inlaws to travel farther than the mall area in Rock Hill is like trying to build a championship football program in Columbia.
Futility.
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Oculus Spirit [79217]
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TIL RH has a mall....
Nov 13, 2018, 10:04 AM
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Heisman Winner [105575]
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The Gonorrhea has everything you need in a mall:
Nov 13, 2018, 10:34 AM
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Belk*, a Sears that is closing, a rotating anchor store that might be a bowling alley now (not sure), Wal-mart, Fine's, American Eagle, Victoria's Secret (to steal from and sell at the flea market), Bath & Body Work's, and Foot Locker.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?
*At one time the Belk was so crappy, they quit selling Ralph Lauren clothing. They started again, but there was a time where it was on the struggle bus.
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Oculus Spirit [79217]
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woah woah woah, stop the clock
Nov 13, 2018, 10:36 AM
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There's a Wal-Mart in the mall?
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Heisman Winner [105575]
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I think "TECHNICALLY" you have to walk out of the mall to
Nov 13, 2018, 10:38 AM
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get into the Wal-Marts, but it is attached. There may be a door connecting them. I don't remember what used to be there, another "anchor" store that closed down.
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Heisman Winner [135597]
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Does not connect through an interior entrance.
Nov 13, 2018, 10:39 AM
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Mall people and Walmart people are separate, but equal.
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Heisman Winner [105575]
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"No Room For Racism" my a$$***
Nov 13, 2018, 10:40 AM
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Heisman Winner [135597]
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Don't sell yourself short.
Nov 13, 2018, 10:41 AM
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I've heard there's LOTS of room in your a$$!
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Oculus Spirit [79217]
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Pro-Tip: It's a proven fact that steaks taste better when
Nov 13, 2018, 10:01 AM
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they're free. So make sure you don't pay so that your steak is tastier. If you do happen to pay, well then I'm sorry.
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Heisman Winner [105575]
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Pro Tip: Order a steam rare, then when they overcook it,
Nov 13, 2018, 10:35 AM
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take it back in the kitchen yourself and show them how crappy it is. They will eventually comp your meal and send you a $200 Gift Card. I know this because my friend Tony did this at a work lunch there and made a huge scene.
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Heisman Winner [105575]
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steam = steak***
Nov 13, 2018, 10:35 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79217]
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Works for the Nuclear Plant now, smart dude, Clemson grad,
Nov 13, 2018, 10:38 AM
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picky about his food.
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Heisman Winner [135597]
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I had no idea that you knew Nuclear Tony.
Nov 13, 2018, 10:40 AM
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I mean, I don't...but I had NO idea that YOU did.
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He's like 35% less loony than Rock n Roll Teddy.***
Nov 13, 2018, 10:57 AM
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