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I see absolutely no way we can beat the Chickens
Aug 24, 2018, 12:46 PM
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in coattail riding.
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Re: I see absolutely no way we can beat the Chickens
Aug 24, 2018, 12:54 PM
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... in whining?
... in would've, could've, and should've?
... in excuses?
... in loses?
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110%er [5798]
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Re: I see absolutely no way we can beat the Chickens
Aug 24, 2018, 12:58 PM
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It’s posts like these that I tell myself not to click on it but I do anyway. I should have known.
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All-TigerNet [10824]
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Re: I see absolutely no way we can beat the Chickens
Aug 24, 2018, 1:26 PM
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With apologies to Paul Simon.
"The problem's all inside your head"
Dabo said to me
"The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To clearly see
There must be fifty ways
To beat the chickens"
He said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To beat the chickens
Fifty ways to beat the chickens"
You just crack 'em in the back, Jack
Put 'em in the pan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just let yourself see
Drain out the pus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just lop off the knee, Lee
And let yourself see
Ooh, crack 'em in the back, Jack
Put 'em in the pan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Drain out the pus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just lop off the knee, Lee
And let yourself see
Dabo said, "It grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again"
I said, "I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?"
He said, "Why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light"
And then he hugged me
And I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To beat the chickens
Fifty ways to beat the chickens
You just crack 'em the back, Jack
Put 'em in the pan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just let yourself see
Drain out the pus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just lop off the knee, Lee
And let yourself see
Crack 'em in the back, Jack
Put 'em in the pan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Drain out the pus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Lop off the knee, Lee
And let yourself see
Cock-a-doodle-doooo!!!!!!
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by fewer than 40 points
Aug 24, 2018, 2:19 PM
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nm
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Team Captain [482]
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Re: I see absolutely no way we can beat the Chickens
Aug 24, 2018, 7:35 PM
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in stupid slogans....
Wait til next year,
Never again,
Spurs Up,
you can't beat our scoks
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