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old balmster has the flu
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old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 9:17 AM

and the arthritis is acting up as well. Getting older sucks, If any of you millennials are willing to donate some spare Mojo, it would be much appreciated...



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I’m willing to donate a MyFO,


Jun 12, 2019, 9:28 AM

Does that help?

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Re: I’m willing to donate a MyFO,


Jun 12, 2019, 4:12 PM

Do What???????

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 9:32 AM

Sorry about your flu! Bummer!! Hope you get better soon.

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I find old people refer to themselves in the third person


Jun 12, 2019, 9:34 AM

So yes. You are now officially old.

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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person


Jun 12, 2019, 9:37 AM

I just vomited in your honor. True story. Cold sweats....

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Have you checked your rectal temperature?


Jun 12, 2019, 9:45 AM

Signed,

FrancisMarion

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Re: Have you checked your rectal temperature?


Jun 12, 2019, 9:58 AM

nurse Francis swung by this morning with some Advil and a 1/4 pound of northern lights.

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Re: Have you checked your rectal temperature?


Jun 12, 2019, 11:13 AM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


I would probably react the same way...


Jun 12, 2019, 11:16 AM

signed NOT Francis Marion

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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person


Jun 12, 2019, 1:40 PM [ in reply to I find old people refer to themselves in the third person ]

Dang it 92 - you beat me to it. Great minds - huh?

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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person


Jun 12, 2019, 4:32 PM

More like incredibly great minds!

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Oh no - TBalm ..., there is nothing worse than the flu......


Jun 12, 2019, 9:52 AM

.... with arthritis acting up - and that is a proven fact by many polls conducted by the AMA .... ??.... Hope you recover super quickly !!

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If people were as good as their obituary - and products were as good as advertised - this would truly be a wonderful world !!


Getting Old Ain't for Pansies that's for sure***


Jun 12, 2019, 9:59 AM



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Yeah, there are a couple strains of the flu out there


Jun 12, 2019, 10:02 AM

But hopefully if you got the shot, your flu will be shorter lived.

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Not sure balm got a flu shot but he's up to date on his


Jun 12, 2019, 10:11 AM

rabies and distemper shots

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Aspiring member of the TigerNet Sewer Dwellers


that is only like 3 of the diseases


Jun 12, 2019, 10:36 AM

I may be susceptible to. Excuse me while I go wash my hands, again.

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Next line of treatment...


Jun 12, 2019, 10:24 AM [ in reply to Yeah, there are a couple strains of the flu out there ]

Tequila shots and scorching Mexican food...
They will send that flu running out of your body...

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Not me...


Jun 12, 2019, 10:04 AM

I'm in my prime.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Re: Not me...


Jun 12, 2019, 10:32 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogKqQc4q6y0

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Sounds like you have the AIDS


Jun 12, 2019, 10:38 AM

Do you have the AIDS?

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


why am I NOT surprised


Jun 12, 2019, 10:40 AM

that you just RUINED a perfectly good thread?

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If it's terminal, can you regift me your points?


Jun 12, 2019, 10:42 AM

Affectionately,


bob

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yup


Jun 12, 2019, 10:44 AM



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Re: If it's terminal, can you regift me your points?


Jun 12, 2019, 2:01 PM [ in reply to If it's terminal, can you regift me your points? ]

I've got dibs on the AMC Matador that he claims to be a chick magnet.

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I hope that whole 'flu thing' isn't just a cover story...


Jun 12, 2019, 12:18 PM


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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 12:57 PM

Regret to learn you are incapacitated (I've always wanted to use a big word like that) with (flu, flew, flue). I hope it is a short time inconvenience and you will be back to your usual self (different posters have different connotations of "usual") real soon. Some of your well wishers have injected the age factor re your illness. This has raised serious concerns re my future health problems. Is this something that will affect me when I get old?

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 1:22 PM

If you are not willing to offer advice as to witch under the counter medications make the flew more pleasurable, then you are just wasting bandwidth Joe.

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/\ One sick elder not respecting another elder /\


Jun 12, 2019, 8:39 PM

??

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If they give you more than you need...


Jun 12, 2019, 1:34 PM

can I get first dibs on the leftovers?

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 1:35 PM

Are you sure it’s the flu and not actually cifilis? Asking for a prosti named cinnamon.

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 1:41 PM

Sorry Balm, but getting your mojo back is not going to help you shag Liz Hurley.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/how-well-is-liz-hurleys-swimwear-business-really-doing-145740817.html

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It's too bad neither aren't bad enough to keep you from


Jun 12, 2019, 2:23 PM

moving your typing fingers.


Or whatever you people use to type with these days.

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Re: It's too bad neither aren't bad enough to keep you from


Jun 12, 2019, 2:31 PM

I spit chiclets at the keys. Very inefficient though.

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Its called The AIDS face it***


Jun 12, 2019, 3:41 PM



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Re: Its called The AIDS face it***


Jun 12, 2019, 3:50 PM

it is like you are really NOT all that funny.

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Sorry Tom Hanks***


Jun 12, 2019, 3:51 PM



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Re: Sorry Tom Hanks***


Jun 12, 2019, 3:55 PM

Maybe it is the Nyquil talking, but I wood ask you to get new material if you had any.

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 3:59 PM

GET THE FLU SHOT ASAP!!!!!!!!

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 4:11 PM

Just a heads up: the symptoms you speak of are eerily similar to toe cancer. Better check it out to be safe.



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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 4:45 PM

this is probably one of the best GIFs ever created. Thanks for sharing.

and know I do not have cancer, I skipped work today and PROUDLY let you guise know about it.

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Re: old balmster has the flu


Jun 12, 2019, 5:28 PM

Drink very warm whiskey and honey. That's what my father and his siblings took to survive the 1918 flu, however their main ingredient was moonshine so you may need to make some new "friends".

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the only good politician is a dead politician.


Oregan oil.


Jun 12, 2019, 5:58 PM

You're welcome.

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ducklingfortune should be able to help with this


Jun 12, 2019, 9:08 PM

Oregan or Oregon?

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Si vis pacem, para bellum (if you want peace, prepare for war)
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We told you to get that flu shot, but you wouldn't listen!!***


Jun 12, 2019, 7:15 PM



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